#terrorvan

[heck-damn-so-i-draw]

Brian and Evan in my bbs ghost adventures au be like this when they're not terrified out of their minds

[foolishnapkin]

They're great though

Terroriser: *introducing Vanoss* this is my better half.

Terroriser: *introducing Wildcat* and this is my bitter half.

[foolishnapkin]

are you ok? pt.4

Nogla: If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Terroriser: I mean...yeah?

Nogla: but no one was around to hear it.

Terroriser: So? just because no one was around to hear my forlorn sobbing last night doesn't mean I didn't make a sound.

Vanoss: *on the verge of tears*

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I’ll be f i n e Pt.3

Terroriser: *on the phone with Vanoss* Hey, Vanoss, what’s up?

Vanoss: nothing much. I’m sitting in a pool of blood.

Terroriser: Is…is it your blood?

Vanoss: yeah, I think so.

Terroriser: do you know where it’s coming from?

Vanoss: probably the stab wound.

Terroriser: You’ve been stabbed?!

Vanoss: oh, yeah, definitely.

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Are you ok? Pt.3

Terroriser: I just want someone to take me out.

Vanoss: like on a date?

Wildcat: or with a sniper?

Terroriser: surprise me.

Vanoss: *mega concerned owl noises*

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He's baby

Vanoss: stop stressing me out! It's bad for the baby.

Terroriser: baby?!!??! what baby?

Vanoss: me. I'm baby.

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Like damn

Terroriser: there are 8 wonders of the world.

Vanoss: No? There's 7

Terroriser: No, there's 8. Have you seen your ass in those jeans?

[foolishnapkin]

Oh not again

Terroriser: you're the brightest star.

Wildcat: well you're my whole world.

Vanoss: Funny because your both my EVERYTHING.

Nogla: OH FOR THE LOVE OF FOCK I'M GONNA VOMIT

Moo: please don't fight again.