Brain Twisters (1991)
i lost my mind at the start of this movie because someone has a teddy bear thats just like the one i’ve had since i was a child and that was probably the best part of this.
though every woman in this movie has amazing hair and there’s some kinda cool computer visuals. described as both ‘windows media player visualizations’ and ‘literally just migraine aura’. they make people do a murder i guess?
there are VAST SWATHES OF THIS MOVIE where it feels like NOTHING IS HAPPENING. I don’t think I could tell you anything about the plot or what happened in it. i don’t know how to make a post about this one. there’s no resolution to anything! for a movie where a bunch of people die it is CRITICALLY UNINTERESTING
“it came off as a chronically underfunded science project“ from @inktail
a guest review: https://boxd.it/1FqIfD
Features the incredible line “which one are you? the fresh clam or the virgin olive?”
rates a guh/10 on the beetsometer which is low enough that i actually had to come back and edit that in because i forgot it at first.
ship of the week: doctor rothman and detective turri.
emoji of the week:
[Watch it on Youtube if you really want to I guess]