pretty sure my dad never wanted small children lmao. this man handed me my first Discworld novel when I was ten. It wasn’t one of the more newcomer-friendly ones either, it was Wyrd Sisters. what the fuck.

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pretty sure my dad never wanted small children lmao. this man handed me my first Discworld novel when I was ten. It wasn’t one of the more newcomer-friendly ones either, it was Wyrd Sisters. what the fuck.
The world is made up of four elements: Earth, Aire, Fire and Water. This is a fact well known even to Corporal Nobbs. It's also wrong. There's a fifth element, and it's generally called Surprise.
Terry Pratchett, The Truth
RAVENCLAW: "The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy, but they were listening in gibberish." –Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)
AUTHOR: Terry Pratchett TITLE: Moving Pictures ISBN: 0-552-13463-5
The alchemists of the Discworld have discoveredt he magic of the silver screen. But what is the dark secret of Holy Wood hill?
It's up to Victor Tugelbend ("Can't sing. Can't dance. Can handle a sword a little") and Theda Withel ("I come from a little town you've probably never heard of") to find out...
Cover illustration by Josh Kirby
Ladies and gentlemen, Terry Pratchett in a hat. Your argument is invalid.
I love Discworld novels,
Pratchett, you king.