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Just imagine all those hate messages are 12 year olds over Xbox Live, yes Jimmy, I'm sure you fucked my mom, now go take your daily nap or no dessert tonight.

XDJust so casually“Sure Austin, you got a 12 inch dick at age 12. 1 inch per year you were born with a pickle. Good for you, now run along before you mom tells you its time for bed again.”

I laughed too hard at this.

*Magic*

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Sister: Hey, we got some discount chocolate want one?

Me: Sure, I'll have one later.

Grandpa: Get it away from him, he'll eat them all.

Me: Wow, rude.

Nana: It's just a joke.

Me: It still hurts.

Grandpa: You have feelings?

Seriously, fuck you, you aging malfunction.

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My sister was trying to find a good short name for her church choir and jokingly I said "Holy Homies". Now she can't stop saying it. Why.

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America is dead.

We killed it.

Nice work.

Was it worth it?

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If you took photos at The Olympics… Could you say you took Olym-Pics…?

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Having a dog just chill next to you not expecting treats or head pats just because they genuinely like you is the best thing.

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I wonder if you could enter your password into a website so fast the website is all: “Password confir-  WAIT-  NO! INCORRECT! COME BACK!”

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I wish there was a way to erase a song from your mind entirely so you can listen to it like the first time you played it.