Apr 12, 2016
Why do antsy doctors have little income?
They have no patients.
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Why do antsy doctors have little income?
They have no patients.
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What snack should you not trust on a hike?
Betrayal mix.
Did you hear about the warm preserves battle at the county fair?
It was a hot compote-tion
Got any good aquatic puns?
I shell try my best. I conch believe the depth of pressure I’m under. I may need your kelp. If I don’t do whale, you’ll cry “Ah, baloney!” I’m not trying to duck your question. I’m starting to clam up. I can feel my mussels tensing. Oh boy, I’m really beginning to flounder here. This is going to be an otter disaster. Ok, I need to focus, find my porpoise. I’m my own worst anemone. I’m a prawn in my own game. Holy mackerel, this is not shrimp-le! Thanks for herring me out. I think I snailed it. Krilled it.
Why aren't there any US states that start with "E"?
They had an Estate sale.
Why do aliens ships squirt barbecue, honey mustard and sweet and sour as they travel?
Because they are flying saucers.
It's Saturday afternoon, I'm beach-tired and want to pun my way to a nap
Ask, anon, reblog a topic, question, picture, whatever and I'll start a pun chain on it. I need your help of course to chain it, I can only reblog one awesome answer in between, so if I don't reblog yours, please try again. Ready? Ok here's the first one, we'll do the beach and actresses and movies Sandra Bullshark was great in '28 Waves' MiSHELL Pfeiffer in "BatManta Ray" I didn't say they were gonna be good right?
Why is everybody wearing adult diapers and doing "The Twist?"
It’s In Depends Dance Day