#text shitpost

[inkyrainstorms]

the “fucked it up bad” brothers <3

this is exactly what happened in the last page. Btw.

[your-own-scifi-nerd]

Star Trek TOS + Texts!

[haleyhalcyon]

In Old Church Slavonic, scribes changed the shape of the letter O when talking about eyes, like “ꙩко” for “(one) eye”, and “ꙭчи” for “(two) eyes”. So, in my Despicable Me novelization,

[minwabus]

What do you mean text shitposts don't count as doing character studies?

[neatalchemist]

i offer you shitposts again but this time guess who're my favorite (super hard)

[all-terrain-wilson]

Me explaining house md to a friend who never watched it before: Yeah, so this is my comfort character Wilson, he’s super fucked up and pretty.

Friend: What do you mean?

Me: Oh. Like, he has this weird pathological obsession of pleasing other people. He divorced 3 times without knowing his wives. He has like a good friend. Also I think he’s autistic in a way he doesn’t understand the concept of respect, so he has no self respect nor actually know how to respect other’s boundaries. He has high masking scores but that’s a train wreck waiting to happen.

Friend: Yeah, I get that part. What do you mean he’s pretty? He looks exactly like one potato in a chunky knit sweater. (Referring to this photo below specifically

Me: BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE RIGHT BUT BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!

[player-1]

Oh boy, I sure can't wait for Intervallo 7.5, where the bus goes on yet another wacky roadtrip while the gang goes to Hong Lu's home district and learn about his extremely complex family dynamic and the many many references to the original novel, it's multiple remakes, and/or the series adaptation.

The next Walpurgis is most likely the Safety Team with Netzach as the next Announcer; and the next LobCorp IDs might connect to Abnormalities of denial, blissful ignorance, or the constricting force of family (Queen of Hatred, Queen Bee, Void Dream).

Even if the Sinners adjust to the fact that one of their members is a Second Kindred Bloodfiend, everyone keeps eyeing Outis just in case she tries to kill Don mentally or physically. She's still salty about the "betrayal" of having a definite threat in their ranks and were possibly waiting to backstab them at any moment (...Did something happen with Eurylochus, Outis?).

And even if she's also adjusting to a modernish life without the fanatic belief in Fixers, Don Sancho Quixote the Second reads them the riot act on their multiple attempts to prove she's a "real vampire" and committing elder abuse: shining light in her eyes or putting her in direct sunlight, putting garlic in her food, Dead Butterfly's coffin and Hundred Sins cross mace in her face cause Christian symbol or possible vamp bed, chasing her with a water bottle or spray bottle, so much water, so much water...

[chau0kun]

Just came here to say

TADC EPISODE 8 WAS PEAK YALL I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED FOR THE FINALE HAHAHAHAH