#text:lj

[ethjenkins]

EJ  ⇄ LJ

Ethan: can we talk?

[ethjenkins]

EJ ⇄ LJ

Ethan: hey is mom still awake?

[ethjenkins]

EJ ⇄ LJ

Ethan: Lu? i gotta talk to you about something.

[ethjenkins]

EJ ⇄ LJ

Ethan: thank you.

[ethjenkins]

EJ ⇄ LJ

Ethan: mom gave me cash and a grocery list... can you explain to me why i'm actually at the store right now looking at freaking lemons?

[ethjenkins]

EJ ⇄ LJ

Ethan: where are you?

Ethan: haven't seen you since this all came out. i'm just worried.

[betsylabouff]

✆ for LJ

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

[text → lj]: rise and shine, sleepy head! I went to crown theory this morning for a workout and i’m bringing you back breakfast in bed, but it tastes better when you’ve been awake for more than five seconds before you eat it, so here’s your five minute warning :)

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[kinglyben]

[text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. (LJ)

[text] Oh, congratulations, LJ! The pie’ll probably last you a lot longer than the sex would. [text] Not to insult the stamina of whoever it was that you wanted to sleep with![text] Or to question your ability to quickly eat pie.[text] You know, never mind, let’s just pretend this whole conversation never happened. Deal?

texts from last night! meme