#text-messaging

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My Man Jeremy - The New Yorker

Whenever a friend asks me if I have any interesting tales involving text-messaging, I think of Jeremy. Jeremy, a man I am no longer in touch with, was …

Great article by Michael Cera from 2013. 

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Globe Telecom blocks 10,000 texts after testing filtering system

Globe Telecom blocks 10,000 texts after testing filtering system

More than 10,000 spam and scam messages have been blocked by Globe Telecom after it tested a filtering system to prevent customers from receiving these texts.

The company made this announcement on Friday after it installed an automated filtering mechanism in its network to prevent transmittal of spam and scam messages to mobile devices of some of its postpaid customers.

“We have just taken to…

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My man Jeremy pt. 4 by: Michael Cera

The final part..

  MICHAEL 7/17 5:14 PM

hey man what’s up?

MICHAEL 7/17 5:18 PM

are we ok? Caitlin’s lying. . .

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  MICHAEL 7/18 8:43 AM

jeremy can we talk on phone quick?

MICHAEL 7/18 8:45 AM

i can explain things easier on phone, pick up yeah?

JEREMY 7/18 10:41 AM

if you keep calling me i will nail you

MICHAEL 7/18 10:42 AM

hey shit sorry thought you were away from phone

MICHAEL 7/18 10:44 AM

wasn’t sure if you wanted to talk now or later. . .

MICHAEL 7/18 11:08 AM

aaaaaannyyyway haha so what are u up to anyway jeremy piven?

MICHAEL 7/18 11:10 AM

hahah (the actor)

MICHAEL 7/18 11:42 AM

oops! shit sorry accidentally hit redial that time. . .

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  MICHAEL 7/20 11:30 PM

think we had bad communication at the party, that’s all it was. ok?

MICHAEL 7/20 11:37 PM

AND i didnt enjoy it she kisses like a man

MICHAEL 7/20 11:38 PM

but yah i only did that cause like i thought that’s what you wanted me to do i guess.

MICHAEL 7/20 11:38 PM

cause when you asked me to take a picture with her in the kitchen and then we were just alone in there.

MICHAEL 7/20 11:39 P.M.

i assumed. . .haha! maybe next time i shuld just ask you

MICHAEL 7/20 11:49 PM

but shes cute. u still together? i told her she was lucky she lives near u. . .

MICHAEL 7/20 11:52 PM

nice butt

MICHAEL 7/20 11:59 PM

her, not you oops! meant caitlins. duh.

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  MICHAEL 8/17 6:21 PM

what upppp mannnn?

MICHAEL 8/17 6:32 PM

listen we don’t have to get into a big thing, I just wanted to see if you’d feel ok with Me telling the caitlin story on Jimmy Kimmel Live?

MICHAEL 8/17 6:33 PM

I’m going on tomorrow, want to come and hang in the green room?

JEREMY 8/17 8:18 PM

Hi, I’m sorry I think you have the wrong number! Who are you looking for?

MICHAEL 8/17 8:28 PM

Jeremy?

JEREMY 8/17 8:31 PM

Yeah you have the wrong person. My name is Amanda, just got this number!

MICHAEL 8/17 8:37 PM

oh. I’m sorry. have a good night

AMANDA 8/17 8:40 PM

You too! Hope you find your friend!

  As quickly as Jeremy had come into my life, he had left a hole in it. Still, I learned a tremendous amount about this mysterious man in our short-lived friendship, and I discovered a great deal about myself in his reflection. As the music kicked off in a flowery cascade, I bounded onto the stage of “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” Without Jeremy’s consent, I felt it would be inappropriate to tell the Caitlin story, and so I employed a trusty go-to: the farcical saga of my date with the Slovenian choreographer. Unfortunately, being my own worst critic, I felt it was not my finest rendering of the endearingly clumsy tangle of events, but I did manage to stick the landing, and the audience found me likable. ♦

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My man Jeremy pt. 2 by Michael Cera

the script was really strong and the director Jason Reitman had a vision

MICHAEL 12/19 5:26 PM

what’s address? I’ll make a lotta soup and bringit! yyeeeeeah!

  MICHAEL 12/19 8:47 PM

cool so I guess prolly I’ll just flush all this soup down the toilet. . .?

JEREMY 12/19 8:58 PM

hsit sorry hada pick up my sister and i was tired

MICHAEL 12/19 8:59 PM

yeah well fuck you too

JEREMY 12/19 10:42 PM

haha whoa chill

MICHAEL 12/20 3:30 AM

I don’t mean to be so pissed off but I made a lot of soup and nobody got to eat it

MICHAEL 12/20 3:31 AM

cause i dumped it into toilet when i got mad

MICHAEL 12/20 3:33 AM

so I thought that was kind of fucked i hate wastefullness and yeah its all over the floor of my bathroom now little bit

MICHAEL 12/20 3:40 AM

but thats nodyboys fault but mine i guess sorry I lost my cool I’m just a person too believe it or not. yeah so what are you up to?

JEREMY 12/20 11:28 AM

chillin dealin with people actin crazy

MICHAEL 12/20 11:29 AM

what people??? Me???

JEREMY 12/20 12:53 PM

nah

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  MICHAEL 12/23 3:08 PM

you got any kids? just realized I don’t know that. . .

MICHAEL 12/23 3:12 PM

cue jeopardy music. . .

MICHAEL 12/23 3:18 PM

haha. . .sensitive subject?

JEREMY 12/23 6:09 PM

nope

MICHAEL 12/23 6:12 PM

same. want to though. gotta meet the right girl. she’s out there somewhere! if you see her, give her my number! ha!

MICHAEL 12/23 7:49 PM

please really though please don’t give my number out to people cause I don’t want a bunch of weirdos like calling and wanting to meet Me and stuff

MICHAEL 12/23 7:55 PM

I appreciate fans though! just need space

JEREMY 12/23 8:53 PM

ya must be fuckin weird bein a actor

  Despite our never having met, I now considered myself fluent in Jeremy’s emotional language. What I perceived intuitively was that he was unsure of who around him he could turn to for solace and fellowship. Fortunately for both of us, I’ve never been one to turn away from a challenge that I felt I could manage.

  MICHAEL 12/24 8:55 AM

hey what are you up to tomorrow?

MICHAEL 12/24 9:23 AM

haha would you like to phone a friend or ask the audience maybe?

JEREMY 12/24 11:58 AM

i’m goin to my sisters house in south taft, t town. wht about u?

MICHAEL 12/24 12:10 PM

oh wow! and you guys are doing a family christmas type thing?

JEREMY 12/24 12:51 PM

xactly

MICHAEL 12/24 1:03 PM

is it like weird that you don’t have your own family so you are going and staying with hers on christmas?

JEREMY 12/24 1:14 PM

nah man shes the best

MICHAEL 12/24 1:47 PM

no way man that’s too sad. why don’t you drag your ass down to LA and hang with Me and some buddies of mine?

MICHAEL 12/24 2:09 PM

what do you think man? please let me know quick cause I’m at grocery store and need to know how much crane sauce to buy. ha!

MICHAEL 12/24 2:46 PM

*(A picture message of six cans of cranberry sauce in a shopping cart.)

MICHAEL 12/24 6:36 PM

hey Jeremy, you on your way? or. . .

JEREMY 12/24 6:43 PM

yoo just saw these. i’m in t town!

JEREMY 12/24 6:54 PM

*(A picture message of Jeremy, mouth open, holding a whole raw turkey up to his face.)

MICHAEL 12/24 6:55 PM

whoa!!! you’re black?

MICHAEL 12/24 7:23 PM

damn! I thought you were coming over. . .I sort of got a bunch of food, think your sister’d mind if I came up there?

JEREMY 12/24 8:22 PM

prolly not cool, we don’t see each other much. plus it’s a long ass drive from la lol

MICHAEL 12/24 10:19 PM

haha yeah my sister is the same way! hey actually I’m just pulling into south taft now like near the big town square, is your sister’s house kind of near here?

MICHAEL 12/24 10:21 PM

or. . .

JEREMY 12/24 10:25 PM

nah not really its kind of far actually

MICHAEL 12/24 10:26 PM

can’t be that far

MICHAEL 12/24 10:28 PM

can you give Me a break man? give me the address it’s getting silly

MICHAEL 12/24 10:32 PM

times up loser sorry.

MICHAEL 12/24 10:35 PM

going back to LA

JEREMY 12/24 10:45 PM

shit drive safe man

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  MICHAEL 12/25 1:33 AM

got home safe merry xams

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  JEREMY 1/3 8:40 PM

wer you in zombieland?

MICHAEL 1/3 8:42 PM

hi man. no. that’s jesse eisenberg

MICHAEL 1/3 8:43 PM

I also was not in adventureland

MICHAEL 1/3 8:48 PM

yeah there’s a thing called imdb

JEREMY 1/3 9:09 PM

oh dam! i thought that was you

JEREMY 1/3 9:10 PM

haha

MICHAEL 1/3 9:12 PM

I know

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