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Kale: Bag boy buddy! I got a very important question for you.
Kale: Are you going to homecoming with anybody?
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TEXT ✉ KAZ
Kale: Bag boy buddy! I got a very important question for you.
Kale: Are you going to homecoming with anybody?
Text ✉️ Gothel Siblings
Sage: Omg so, I know you both like don't like me or whatever, but today I'm being a super nice sibling and warning you that Freddie Firecrotch is totes going to try to date you guys next for revenge, so like... guard your hearts and stuff, don't fall for her tricks!
TEXT | SALAD BOIS
Baz: Man, you gotta tell me – is it true? Is Ofelia really pregnant???
Kale: Dude, I don't know! I tried asking her and she didn't answer me!
TEXT | Baz x Sage
Baz: As a cool person, I need your opinion: Good idea or social suicide to continue with marching band at the college? Should I try out or nah?
Sage: Ummmmm is there any way you can wear like, a Mickey head and hide your face when you do it?