#textadermy

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new years resolutions

in 2020 im going to

go to therapy

get fit

get published

get better at art

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hey so for the record i don’t really get on here save for shits and giggles and to talk to some folk. if you’re cruising for some good good bs, come to my twitter. 

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the signs as things me and my gf have said or done

aries: getting on the wrong bus and ending up a good half an hour away from our original destination b/c of hubris

taurus: writing “mads mikkelsen is my dad” on the chalkboard walls of a bar while i film and lose my shit

gemini: called her for a brief moment to say “hewwo? lauwa?” before she hung up, and then calling her back to ask about the “phowne connection”

cancer: “the couple that suffers together suffers together.”

leo: saying “louisville” like a born kentuckian and hearing, “oh what about that one city? LOÖŒÜÜUÜUHVUGHL” forever after 

virgo: “what if the egg opens and it’s just a smaller version of your aunt?”

libra: Ronald McDonald’s Play Pit Testicles™

scorpio: third eye blind’s hit song “semi charmed life”

sagittarius: “if travis and justin both have daughters, and griffin has a son, speaking scientifically, griffin mcelroy is more hung than his brothers.”

capricorn: *after talking about BttF porn* “i have a bad taste in my mouth.” “shame? is it shame?” “actually its doc brown.” “....i actually saw red.”

aquarius: deciding not to send her ”Shhh be vewy vewy quiet...I’m huntin’ pussy...” only for her to send that exact phrase to me instead a few seconds later.

pisces: laughing at my own joke for 20 minutes while laura stared at me in silence as tears streamed down my face. later writing this in the list and cracking myself up yet again, and her saying, “we can’t keep doing this!”

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hey there kids! so recently, i did something pretty big (for me, at least). when i was in my final semesters of school, i had to write a small thing called a chapbook. normally theyre 20-30 page books of related poetry, telling a story, but my professor was amazing, and let me write prose. and very recently i was able to get the courage and publish it on amazon. if you like stories told in the second person, cafés, weird conversations, death metaphors, and prose, Things In Between might be the thing for you! here’s the premise:

You walk into a café. You take a seat next to a strange being. You talk too much about aimless things. You meet an owner who mops invisible messes, and baristas who know too much. You came here to study, and instead found something in between. You never remember it, but you always return.

you can get the paperback here. 

and if kindle is more your flow, you can get that here.

now i am still working on a way to sell direct (i haven’t figure it out yet) so if amazon is not your steez, i understand! any support is fine by me, so please, i would really appreciate spreading the word and reblogging!

and in advanced: thank you for reading!

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every time i see a fic rec list with @nerdyskeleton‘s work on it i get so excited like !!!!!! that’s my gf!!!!! she’s so talented!!!!!!!!!!

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the shia labeof meme is the same as lucky luciano 

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i keep reblogging undertale/deltarune stuff i dont even go here im sorry

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i keep showing people TAZ: B and having to put all these good good taz posts in my drafts so i dont spoil some shit