Jun 29, 2018
Medieval royal balls were just wine mixers organized by all the monarchs to help their awkward children find an SO. Spread the truth.
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Medieval royal balls were just wine mixers organized by all the monarchs to help their awkward children find an SO. Spread the truth.
Me: May the Fifth be with you!
Them: It's supposed to be May the Fourth. That was yesterday.
Me, swigging a fifth of rum from the bottle: What?
More castles, more cathedrals, more giant astronomical clocks. It's time.
I got a California King-sized blanket/quilt for my bed a few weeks ago and not to brag but all you serfs scrapping for enough covers at night are truly, truly missing out.
The Bee Movie, except every time someone makes a meme about it on the internet it becomes more abstract and vaguely threatening.
*Takes a shot* Anyway, all I’m saying is dogs have it good. Wholesome existences, you know!
Listening to Please Don't Go by Joel Adams while running on a treadmill feels like you are dramatically chasing after your Ture Love in a rainstorm as their train slowly pulls away in the distance. Utterly ridiculous. 10/10 Highly recommend it.
How dare you Hotline Bling me with my own aux cord.