#texting meme 2

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[text] heeeeey~[text] so i've been thinking about things[text] fine print related things[text] hint hint[text]....actually frag 'hint hint' [text] literally[text] wanna frag?

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♠ ((for the texting meme 2)).

[text] heeyasi whasssssssssss ufdp

[text] i duunt even now whie

[text] u wannado d

[text] SPELL CHECK IS ON NOW

[text] I WOULD LIME TO TAKE YOUR MODERN

[text] /LIKE/ and /MODEL/ 

[text] NOT MODEL IT'S MODEM

[text] jfkdsakl

[text] MODS. I MEANT MODS

[text] frrraacg speeell chek

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☠

[text] so

[text] prowler

[text] it has come to my attention that /you/ need to loosen up

[text] a lot. loosen up a lot. 

[text] u know what could help u loosen up? 

[text] joining a harem

[text] i have a few spots open

[text] in case u were wondering

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♠ for a drunk text please.

[text] Heeeeeey wuar u uppd ta

[text] aklsajajja

[text] wait fixed spell check mostly

[text] soooooooooo ur kaon

[text] ....

[text] wanna frag?

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♣

[text] hey swindle

[text] swiiiiiiiiindle

[text] i have a thing i think you'll be interested in

[text] /really/ interested 

[text] could get a slag ton of shanx if its what i think it is

[text] need u to check though

[text] u have a better optic for that kind of thing than me

[text] ...

[text] got a few cubes of good stuff on me too

[text] could have a good cycle

[text] practice our...flexibility

[text] ;D

[spitfireanddiplomacy]

Allll

Send ✆ for a morning text

When you wake up, give me a call?  I need to ask a favor.  It’s important.

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

Can I use some of your cheese?  I want to cook something special for… Oh, I’m not quite ready for him to know who I’m actively involved with.  I’ll find cheese elsewhere.

Send ☎ for a rushed text

Templars Find Beth

Send ☏ for a loving text

I will never understand what goes through your head sometimes.  The length you go to for me and my family at times, leaves me speechless.  Thank you, I know you don’t get told that enough.

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

Adddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.

Next morning –

Sorry, I passed out on my phone was going to ask you to come scrape me up from the bar if you weren’t busy.  Apparently I was a little too far gone.

Send ø for a late night text

I never thought I’d be asking you for backup, but after last time, could you watch my back for a job?  If you’re busy I’ll find someone else —

Send ✘ for a hateful text

Look, if you’re going to fall back into old habits again.  I don’t want to see you anymore.  I can’t pick you up off the couch like that again only to have you fall back into it with open arms.  If you love us, your family, or just me, fight it; you’re better than that and you can do it.  Don’t take the easy way out. 

(Don’t let her fool you.  She’d be there in a heartbeat to pick him back up.  But, she’d probably threaten him first.)

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all

Send ✆ for a morning text

Carver is running late, I got him fed and kicked him out the door with some extra for you.  Thanks for giving him a job and something to do.

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

Do you have a room I can stay in for the night?  I’m a little peeved at one of my siblings and need somewhere to go…

Send ☎ for a rushed text

dan n lt hrry

Send ☏ for a loving text

If you ever need assistance, just ask.  After what you did for Bethany, I’m at your disposal should you require my aide, and any news I hear regarding your prospects; you’ll be the first to know.

Send ⁇ for a drunk text

If I make it to your house will you talk me to sleep? At least that was what the text was supposed to read.  It came out some garbled mess of letters that was illegible, thankfully.

Send ø for a late night text

Hope you’re not asleep.  Just heard something from my night job that might interest you.  If you’re free and have some alcohol to warm me up, I’ll happily share the information.

Send ✘ for a hateful text

I really don’t appreciate being bait to lure out people for your own purposes. I’d appreciate you telling me next time instead of using me.

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Late night, wasn't sent

Send ø for a late night text

I was told that you don’t appreciate company this late at night, but if you’re not sleeping, could I come over?  We don’t have to talk.  I’ll bring Ferelden whiskey and we can stare each other down or try and drink each other under the table. But, I don’t feel like being alone right now.

Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent

Can we not talk about last night to anyone else?  I know what happened, and I don’t regret it – but there are people that don’t need to hear about what happened.  So, just between you and me, okay?