#texts from steve

[wheelrismsarchived]

@batwirls 

[ 📱 — sms from steve ] i might have made a mistake.

[📱 — sms from nancy] im almost afraid to ask what happened 

[ 📱 — sms] I take it youre not in danger if you didnt call 911

[thesepagesinthetrees]

[stevefromupstairs]

XD - For a “I wish you just saw that” text.

✉ Text Messages ✉

[to: sandWOman] OH MAN I JUST DID THE SMOOTHEST TRANSITION BETWEEN SLEEP AND PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE FACE

[to: sandWOman] I AM THE ULTIMATE BADASS

[to: sandWOman] false alarm i’m still asleep

[to: sandWOman] are these texts even sending? are they dream texts?

[stevefromupstairs]

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✉ Text Messages ✉ 

[to:Wong] dave. daaaave. daaaaaaaaaave. 

[to:Wong] I have tested it now and can confirm that any amount more than none is TOO MUCH SAUCE. i don’t know why i thought something differet would happyn this time around

[to:Wong] please bring me pizza I want to taste pepperoni one more time before i die

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[beyondthewideriver]

You know what?

You can do that. I'm not going anywhere else in my life. So you know what? I'm gonna try to be the damn ball soup for you. The mathematician measures. The physicist drops. The engineer asks. And then they are still in bed with me and my boss. I'm not sure how much better you can get. My dad encountered a problem with me and my life choices for you and shit out the damn gym. You can do that. YOU can do that to go home, but it's not like it was going to get out of town until I have a lump in my head. The mathematician measures. The physicist drops. The engineer asks for a lot more than I thought.

[leftonlisa]

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