#texts:zach

[axelgrease-monkey]

text -- zax

Axel: Hey, dude. How's Portlandia?

[deadlyxoriginals-archive]

Text to: Clay

Zach: I woke up from a wet dream.

Zach: It hurts right now.

[deadlyxoriginals-archive]

texts // nick

Zach: Nickkkkkkk, I'm getting drunk and you're not here.

Zach: Answer your phone, you twat.

[deadlyxoriginals-archive]

Text ☛ All Contact

Zach: Send me nudes.

Zach: Or get the fuck out.

[deadlyxoriginals-archive]

someone thinks i'm hot?

"Do you want me to lie to you or something? Of course you are."