Jul 20, 2016
Toothless: My mom is the best mom ever.
Gnash: Because she loves and care about you?
Toothless: No cause she's G ranked.
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Toothless: My mom is the best mom ever.
Gnash: Because she loves and care about you?
Toothless: No cause she's G ranked.
*knock knock*
Terry: Yello’
“This is the police, you are under arrest.”
Terry: ...Shit.
Phlegma: He's not my boyfriend!
Pete: [handing berry to Phlegma] It might be a bit warm, the cooler's off.
Phlegma: Thanks, babe.
Auntie’s theme song though.
Auntie Palkia, are you able to make yourself the largest thing in the whole entire universe?
But I AM the whole entire universe.
Lonnie: i wanna date the devil.
Skittles: Give him the tickles. O V O
Toothless: Hey, freakface. I hear you've been hitting on my man.
Pineapples: Fucking what?!!
Toothless: Look, I can understand that you may have feelings for him as well-
Pineapples: Fuckoff.
Toothless: -But don't you get any ideas. He's mine, ya hear.
Pineapples: ...Oh, I get it. You use the pretense of a partnership to lure him into a false sense of security. You're smarter than I care to give you credit for.
The important thing to remember about global annihilation is to have fun and be yourself.
Skittles