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[ritzcrackerswgooglyeyes]

I'm about to see iron lung, I Do Not Enjoy Being Scared but I'm going into it like "I know the ending, how bad can it be?"

[asswhifey]

Listen I know some of yall really don't wanna see it but I promise the rest of the episode is worth the poop scene

[ritzs-artbin]

Me: Aw man. I love this show. I'm gonna let myself actually have fun with this and make OCs. Self inserts, even.

Me, 9 months later: This character is the most menacing presence. He has seen the heat death of the universe. He has a horribly tragic backstory that hinges on love. His design was based on Gritty.

[ritzsartblog]

Tryin to decide how Jerry blinks

If he blinks

[ritzcrackerswgooglyeyes]

I have had my window open for the past few nights and I swear there's always some weird and kind of alarming sound that happens once at like 1 am and then it goes suspiciously quiet??

Day 1: Howling. Not a dog.

Day 2: Animal snarling. Just one. No sounds of a struggle or an escape.

Day 3: What sounds like a human imitating a dog bark. Then another higher pitched one, also very human sounding, like 2 minutes later.

[ritzcrackerswgooglyeyes]

Doing a chronological rewatch of Downton Abbey by watching Titanic first

[ritzcrackerswgooglyeyes]

Aight so I've seen people talk about how Simon is really looking at himself in the shadowy human monster sequences, but I haven't heard anyone talk about the shadow that rips off the tape while he's under the floor trying to restart the engine? Did I hallucinate that both times I saw it? Was that also him?

[ritzcrackerswgooglyeyes]

Just got my mom to watch the first episode of Boys Over Flowers with me, excellent experience, 11/10, first thing she said when the end card played was "I hate this show"