#tf2 -

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Heavy Tf2 :^)

MY BOY!!

favorite thing about them:

i love his demeanor, the way he carries himself... The way he tries to be all tough, but he wears everything in his body language and expressions. i think he can be so cute when you see him relax a little. and i love how much he cares, like.. he’s so fucking passionate about protecting his team and his family. kisses him...

least favorite thing about them:

his tiny legs. i just cant take him seriously when hes baby legs johnson

favorite line:

brOTP:

demo or engie :) defense bros

OTP:

i love heavymedic very much but SOBBING EMOJI i love spy/heavy so much it hurts bro

nOTP:

dont really have one tbh ,’:/ people really only ship him with medic

random headcanon:

He LOVES to sing, he loves animals (especially tiny baby animals..), he used to be anxious and sad about his size and developed the intimidation factor to cover it up and push people away because he was scared of what people thought of him + scared of hurting them, he has a very creative spirit and loves music, dance, poetry, art, etc.

unpopular opinion:

He’s a BOTTOM!!! now see this is a problem with spy/heavy because theyre both bottoms but shut up i dont care! 

song i associate with them:

summer or spring by flatsound

favorite picture of them:

thank you for this ask!!!

[witchysystem]

who wants to play tf2 with me

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medic bcs im predictablé

ok kinnie :/

favorite thing about them:

hes so silly. medic really stands out from the rest of the mercs because of his design and personality. hes so eye-catchingly loud in every way. pure chaos.

least favorite thing about them:

his moral ambiguity :/ like its funny for jokes but it makes characterizing him with any sincerity pretty difficult and people do awful things with him

favorite line:

im too tired to look any up, but off the top of my head i just really like the way he says “no” and his laugh. 

brOTP:

engie :)

OTP:

heavy :)) i used to like spy/medic and sniper/medic but it makes me uncomfortabkle now

nOTP:

CHEAVY/MEDIC and medic/pauling. and im not…huge on scout/medic. it makes me uncomfortable.

random headcanon:

he’s trans + autistic :-) i also hc he cant cook for shit and hes a huge top

unpopular opinion:

hes not a fucking wimpy uke bottom by like literally any standard. hes a huge beefy chaotic bastard who will gut you wtf

song i associate with them:

doctor dick. :|

favorite picture of them:

thank you for the ask!!! :)

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You knew this was coming. scout.

bruh we get it youre twink 4 twink smh

favorite thing about them:

my favorite angle to look at Scout is the youngest kid with ADHD mood. he’s hyperactive and talkative and easily distracted, he always needs something to do and he strives to be the best. i love that hes an artist and is like a lost little puppy most of the time... 

least favorite thing about them:

i hate how he treats women. -_- i hate thats its canon that hes a pedophile FML but we are going to ignore that

favorite line:

literally anything nathan vetterlein has ever said is peak comedy, but just from scouts voice lines, i gotta say im a fan of this:

"Hey, I'll just say it. Everyone else here is too scared to say it, but I'll just say what everyone's thinkin'! We're all best friends. We are all dear, dear friends! Birthday party at my place this weekend, by the way. Nobody showed up last weekend so I figured, now no big whoop, I'll just have it again."

but he talks about pee so him and sniper? meant to be

brOTP:

him and pyro :))

OTP:

i dont like shipping him tbh. but him and sniper is ok sometimes

nOTP:

:| spy/scout and scout/pauling are HUGE no-nos. but i also dont like him with the other mercs very much either, esp medic..

random headcanon:

he was kind of ignored + overshadowed growing up and really struggled to stand out. he has a huge, fake ego that he created to cope with his low self esteem and tries hard to get attention (at any cost). he’s autistic and trans and is very openly stimmy :) i like to think his dogtags are a present spy gave him as a kid and he chews on them :)

unpopular opinion:

scout would never call someone a slur on purpose

song i associate with them:

run boy run

favorite picture of them:

thank you so much for the ask!!! i love ur icon btw

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spy!!! and/or sniper!

i hate that you guys know me so well. shut up. i hate him. hes stinky.

favorite thing about them:

i love him for the same reason i love spy: hes got LAYERS!! hes calm, collected, professional... but he’s not. he wants to be, for sure, but he cares about people too damn much and it makes him SO MAD... and he’s got quite an ego on him, if his domination lines are anything to go by. ,’:/ also he lives in a van and has a cute little hat and i love him

least favorite thing about them:

sniper please go vegan i hate how many dead animals are all over your person

favorite line:

my favorite thing about sniper is how weirdly horny his voice lines are 

brOTP:

demo or engie :)

OTP:

sniperspy because im a cuck :/ but i like other ships, too...just nobody does them.

nOTP:

people only ship him with scout or spy so i havent seen anything too bad.

random headcanon:

He’s BIG trans and autistic. he stims by sharpening his knife and gets overwhelmed by crowds and noise pretty easily. i support aro ace sniper rights tbh

unpopular opinion: 

he’s not edgy. stop trying to make sniper a fucking r*pist jesus christ. hes a chill ass dude who lives in a camper van. i get it youre horny but calm down. christian brutal sniper is there, go have fun with him and leave canon sniper alone wtf.

song i associate with them:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. razorback.

favorite picture of them:

*kisses his ugly horse face

thank you guys so much for this ask!!!

[witchysystem]

honestly when people say theyre bad at games im like "yeah me too" then they see me play and theyre like "you just wiped the whole time as sniper and didnt take damage thats good skill level playing" and im just like "??? yeah but i missed my first two shots so im bad?"

[witchysystem]

:33 update on comp: im the bust fucking medic