#tfcsniper

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Cute headcanon: when he stabs you in the heart you know he cares enough not to drag out a painful death uwu

What is the cutest headcanon you have for my muse?

“Keep telling yourself that”

[classical-crowbar]

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😡 for an angsty starter

@tfcsniper

The base had been… Quiet.

It was never quiet.

The usual routine of the day was for Rory to wake up early, have breakfast, then go for a run - inadvertently waking everyone else up with his loud and obnoxious singing.

Yet that morning, no singing woke anyone up; no food was missing from the fridge; no dirty dishes scattered in the sink and no lithe body running around the base at speeds normal men would cower away from.

No, instead, the door to Rory’s room remained firmly closed. No light filtered under the door, and his insignia-patterned curtains remained firmly closed. Indeed, it was as if, for once, the Scout wasn’t spending a rare weekday off being as annoying as he could be. Unless, of course, remaining curled under his duvet with a tear-damp pillow pressed to his chest counted as annoying.

[australiumdeprived-blog]

@tfcsniper liked for a starter

“Hey.” The large man beckons the Sniper close with a crook of his finger. “Gotta talk to ya real quick.” Leaning against the mounds of technology that they’d borrowed from Mann, he taps his fingers along the keyboards with an impatient rhythm. Sure, the Classic Heavy wasn’t sure how many of them really liked him calling them over, but he actually needed the help this time.

“The man we’re workin’ for.” He starts. “What’cha think? Trustworthy or...?” Sure. He did value the opinions of his team, even if it didn’t SEEM like he did the majority of the time. The Classic simply wanted to know what they thought of the twig. All the better to kill him if no one liked the guy.

“He’s havin’ us go after a golden rock. And makin’ us go after the teams the old lady sends after us. What do you think it’s all for?”

[inheritor-of-lies]

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Aika wont admit it - in case she makes her other uncles sad - But Sniper is her favourite uncle to hang out with because of all the animals he attracts and how chill he normally is

[lcvenderbruises]

"Hey nurse, I have your birthday present for you"

“You’re a little late,” Roderick grumbled back, irritation clear in every line of his body. How long had they been working together; ten years? Eleven? And yet still everyone had forgotten his birthday, again.Roderick didn’t exactly like knowing that he was getting older - hell, he could see it every time he looked in the mirror. But he had at least wanted someone to acknowledge his birthday, so he could have at least complained to them. Even a pat on the back and a hearty, ‘Happy birthday’ would have sufficed!

Not yet facing the Sniper, too busy steadily sorting through some of the medical files on his desk, Roderick scowled down at his hands.“Three months late. Whatever shitty gift you decided to get me I don’t want - get out of my Infirmary, Sniper.” Sure, he was bitter, but could you blame him?

[classical-rxckets]

"Artie. What's this I hear about a bird?"

        the soldier swung his head to sniper with the widest grin on his face.

“ sniper! pal, you must hear me out on this. have you heard of this tiny birds called cockatiels? they are the sweetest things! my aunt mary has one named buttercup! you need to get one for me. ”

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[time-honored-tactics]

Sniper has a built in gaydar

[classic-engineering]

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tfcsniper said: (bless))

tfcsniper said: “Should’ve made you test it on yourself first..” grumble grumble

“How was ah suppose ta test them out on mahself?” (Two grumpy old men just bickering at each other)