#tfe schloder

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eeee nice nice interesting nice, fun I picked up on that, THE IMPLICATIONS

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https://www.tumblr.com/transingthoseformers/779316620269060096/you-know-that-feeling-when-you-eye-up-a-food-in

This post reminded me of something I thought of a while ago: the Terrans discovering they can eat human food and proceeding to make it everyone’s problem.

Twitch: can and will eat anything you give her. Is very glad her size means she can eat human sized portions and uses this to her advantage. Local restaurant kitchens think she’s adorable and happily feed her.

Thrash: isn’t 100% keen on solid food, really likes drinks and soups. Is not to be trusted with coffee. Uses a soup spoon for everything he can.

Nightshade: strong preference for fruit and vegetables, surprisingly the most likely to raid the fridge. Regular appearance at the local farmers market. Made their own cutlery.

Jawbreaker: naturally the Terran named after a kind of candy has a preference for sweets himself. Easily bribed. Too big for cutlery so he improvises with a pair of tongs and a ladle.

Hashtag: Schloder feels like he should be concerned about mechanical lifeform enjoys meat so much (he is ignored by everyone but the cons). Doesn’t even bother with cutlery, eats with her hands or faceplants into the bowl

Alex Malto finds the challenge of cooking meals with large enough proportions for all his kids to be thrilling. Dot admires his commitment. The autobots and decepticons (because I am ignoring s2&3) have mixed feelings about this.

The scientists are fascinated and have interviewed the kids multiple times. MegOp are happy for them, but neither of them can watch Hashtag eat without feeling a little queasy. The cassettes keep feeding Twitch stuff to see if she can eat it (9 times outta 10 she can). The seekers keep stealing food to give to them (Feed the Sparklings instincts + hunter gatherer instincts = Dot having several long conversations with Starscream)

Breakdown once spotted Hashtag hunched over a bowl of something. BD couldn’t see what it was since it was dark. He called out to her, curious, and she turned around. All he could see was red-bloody flesh looking stuff all over her face and he assumed the worst. Ran away screaming so loud he’d have put Starscream to shame. When Bee came to investigate, BD murmured something about Hashtag and Flesh eating…. She was eating bolognese.

So far that’s all I’ve got 🤷🏻

I saw this and immediately imagined the cassettes robbing a fast food place or something and just handing Twitch things like this is one of those "here's some weird shit we bought online :D" videos on YouTube

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Do you have any Overcroft ideas, I want to draw them but inspiration is avoiding me like the plague

There's a very funny scene to Megan (Overlord) meeting Karen's daughter, Olive, and she is physically incapable of not radiating evil vibes

Tarantulas and Jon respectively questioning Overlord/Karen's taste in partners

Somebody catching Karen and Megan (Overlord) in an accidentally compromising position (sfw or suggestive)

Them being evil and enabling each other

First meeting

Many options!!

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Earthspark Megatron getting an interview and he heavily implies that Karen Croft and Schloader are both aliens in clever human disguises, that Optimus Prime can't do long division, Bumblebee doesn't actually exist, Elita-One and Arcee are the same person, and that Montana doesn't actually exist and GHOST made it up so people would avoid it.

NOOOO BECAUSE YES THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF SHIT I MEAN

Gotta play the game man gotta play the game

And there's some true stuff in the interview too, just to make the fake shit funnier

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This caught me off guard

You could almost say it hit me like a truck

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I need to breed Jon "no H" Schloder, that one image where he's on the ground with his legs open and his sunglasses are falling off and he's looking up changed me

Ykw I haven't seen anyone else say that yet but you're right tbh

I see where your angle pretty fairly

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The last reference i ever expected to see

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I kind of feel if Earthspark has the humans turning into Transformers, it would be kind of like that one episode of Rescue Bots but without the body switching part.

Like Alex is going to be asking way too many questions now that's he's a Transformer and being in a Transformer body.

Robby and Mo are going to be having an interesting time considering they have Transformer siblings. Would they even have cyber sleeves or some other kind of connection?

Dot is probably going to have one hell of time considering she previously fought alongside Transformers, now she's a robot and stuff.

But Schloader as a Transformer would be an experience, given he's probably going to be the least normal of the bunch with talking about how much he knows Optimus and how he likes his playlists and trying to pretend he's Bumblebee.

Exactly

Alex is right to ask a bajillion questions tbh

I'm imagining the cybersleeves become another kind of connection?

I may or may not be thinking about this idea in mostly/especially in the context of Dot :3

Extra points if transformer!Schloder looks NOTHING like Bumblebee