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Sir Combsly: "What's this? That face… Those ears… You there! I must speak with you! "Pointy ears… Check! "Sideburns… Check! "And finally… hair parted to the side… "CHECK! IT'S HIM!!"

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Stylish Woman: "Oh, little hero sandwich! What a lovely ceremony! I was so proud of you I was blushing crimson. Did you see? ❤"

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Wannabee Hero: "Let me in too, chum! Please! I wanna be a witch-hunting hero too!" Hytopian Guard: "Only those who meet the necessary ear, hair, and sideburn requirements may join the witch-hunting brigade! Not just anyone can become a Tri Force Hero, you know!" Wannabee: "Waaah! How could this happen?! How, chum?! I'm loaded with Friendly Tokens! Don't they HAVE to let someone as popular as me in?!"

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Madame Couture's Apprentice: "You must be…the hero! The one fated to save our dear Princess Styla! Link: "You're mistaken..." Apprentice: "Huh? Oh! I get it. That's a little joke. How cool and spicy of you! Those ears are a dead giveaway… So positively pointy! I must say, they're rather chic!"

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Stylish Woman: "I'm so happy I can finally shop without a care in the world…but now I can't find an outfit to celebrate in!"

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Madame Couture: "WHAT IS THAT?!" Apprentice: "Oh, Madame! This is the guy I was telling you about. It's him! It's the hero!" Madame Couture: "HM? Speak up. dahling. Hm? You're saying this style delinquent is a hero of sorts?" Apprentice: "Well, I admit, his clothes are a little… Yick. But look closer, Madame! Check out those stylish pointy ears! He MUST be the hero we've been waiting for to save the princess!" Madame Couture: "Hmph! Ears can't be stylish, my pet. His are fake anyway. He no doubt uses them for le 'cosplaying'." Apprentice: "Er, sorry about that. To be honest, lots of would-be heroes have come and gone. Madame has lost faith."

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