#tgp shenanigans

[border-to-insanity]

Jolly: Thanks for lending me your sweater, babe! I’ll take care of it.

Horns: That’s Jolly language for 'you are never seeing it again'.

[border-to-insanity]

Jolly: Gigi, can I tell you a secret?

Glitch: Sure.

Jolly: [leans in and kisses Glitch on the cheek]

Glitch, blushing: Tell me more fucking secrets, Jiji.

[border-to-insanity]

Police: Sir, we are here for your daughter.

Psi: Oh?

Police: She intends to drown the statue of liberty.

Police: We dont think she can do that. But we also can't take that risk.

[border-to-insanity]

Callow: Your future self is talking shit about you

Peony: Im talking shit about me too she ain't special

[border-to-insanity]

Jolly: you should treat spiders the way you want to be treated!

Peony: killed without hesitation

[border-to-insanity]

Gamma to Horns: Do you think we could train our new cat?

[Glitch walks in]

Horns: Yeah! Sit down, kitten.

Gamma: Oh my god. GLITCH, HE MEANT OUR CAT, GET OFF HIS LAP.

[border-to-insanity]

[while angry with one another]

Jolly: Every time you make me mad, you owe me a quarter.

Glitch: But -

Jolly: Seventy-five cents. Pay up.

Glitch: How is -

Jolly: A buck fifty.

[border-to-insanity]

Psi: I know you and Peony were fighting last night.

Glitch's inner voice: Play dumb!

Glitch: Who's Peony?

Glitch's inner voice: Not that dumb!