#lan xichen

[supertaliart]

Post-it Brother-in-law Bonding!

[neo--queen--serenity]

Everyone talks about how embarrassing the wangxian confession was in the Guanyin temple, but I would argue that Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen's messy, public divorce should be competing for the title of "most awkward for hapless bystanders."

Because sure, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian were being shamelessly cuddly, but Jin Guangyao—the man who was revealing his supervillain masterplot bit by bit throughout this altercation—spent a portion of that time on his knees in front of Lan Xichen with a tearful, "it's not true baby let me explain," routine—during which you can physically see Lan Xichen yo-yo in real-time between fully buying into jiggy's excuses, then snapping himself out of it with a colorful spectrum of emotions that are definitely in contrast with the Lan family precepts.

What's worse, not only are Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen essentially two of the biggest celebrities of the cultivation world, but most of the cultivators present actively work for Jin Guangyao. That is their boss ugly crying on the floor trying not to fumble the man they are actively holding as their prisoner.

wangxian's PDA crimes pale in comparison to whatever the fuck xiyao was putting them through.

[alieune]

the grandmaster

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[+ close ups]

[soursoppi]

did up a doodle suggestion for NMJ on patreon~

(he decided to drag the other two for a training session as well haha...)

[trauda38]

Jiang Cheng: The reason l have always felt so outcast from the other sect leaders is because apparently they are all in polyamorous relationship

and I didn't fucking know.

[talyris]

[rowein1102]

Uncle-nephew time 🥺✨

[qiu-yan]

theory 1: jiang cheng, just like everyone else, disdains jin guangyao for being the son of a prostitute.

theory 2: jiang cheng, breaking from convention, has no particular thoughts or feelings about jin guangyao. he does not really care about jin guangyao's parentage.

theory 3: not only does jiang cheng not care about jin guangyao's parentage, but jiang cheng also thinks highly of jin guangyao. this is due to jin guangyao's incredible efficiency in running jinlintai, his being a reasonable sect leader jin (especially compared to jin guangshan), and his peaceful reign as chief cultivator.

theory 4: jiang cheng thinks highly of jin guangyao, due to a 13-year mostly-successful history of coparenting jin ling with him.

theory 5: jiang cheng has this 13-year mostly-successful history of coparenting jin ling with jin guangyao, but hates his ass anyways because jin guangyao is raising jin ling WRONG and is SPOILING HIM and does things like GET HIM DOGS (why dogs????) WITHOUT JIANG CHENG'S PERMISSION

theory 6: jiang cheng thinks poorly of jin guangyao not because of his status as a son of a prostitute, but rather because jiang cheng is 100000% convinced that jin guangyao is cheating on qin su with lan xichen. truly, lianfang-zun, you are your father's son.

theory 7: as described above, jiang cheng fully believes that jin guangyao is cheating on qin su with lan xichen; however, jiang cheng does not care about this infidelity. instead, the only reason why jiang cheng hates jin guangyao's ass is because THE INFIDELITY IS SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE FOR A-LING, YOU ASSHOLE, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MODELING A HEALTHY MARRIAGE FOR A-LING