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hi!! Just wanted to let you know that your Lando design brings me so much joy. I love your art so much <33

(Unrelated but did you know that Tarkin is like. Somewhat Canonically gay? He had a thing with a stormtrooper in the The From a Certain Point of View books)

Awww thank you so much !! I'm very glad you like Lando !! It's one of my favorite designs I made for this au, and they are so fun to draw <3

And of course I know Tarkin had an affair with a stormtrooper bfkfk let's not dwell on the homophobia surrounding the decision to make a notable fascist one of the *only* canonical queer characters in sw (or that a surprisingly large amount of the other queers are also imperials... nothing to do with anything I'm sure), let's dwell more on how funny it is, and that they specifically chose the stormtrooper that luke stole the armor from in the 4th movie- hysterical. That's why she is the adultery girly in every universe, be it in canon with a stormtrooper, or with krennic (and the stromtrooper) in my au, she will be cheating on her wife fjjdkd (and so I'm keeping her canon sexuality in the au, she bi)

#the moment I learned Tarkin had a wife I lost all my marbles #idc if she's no longer canon Thalassa Tarkin (named after the famous french tv programme) you will always be famous to me #and you should file for divorce ma chérie #star wars sapphic au #lando calrissian #wilhuff tarkin #thalassa tarkin #ask answered

Nautolan OC: Zee Suna, bodyguard and oft-time lover of Thalassa Tarkin (née Motti). They've known each other since they were kids; Zee is very much not a swinger and Thalassa VERY much is.

Thalassa exchanges rings with Tarkin and seconds later a status notification pops up in her view reading "BUTCH FUMBLED".

#nautolan oc #zee suna #thalassa tarkin #wilhuff tarkin #zee hates tarkin with every fiber of her being; she is SO SO jealous #and he disregards her so completely that it pisses her off even more.#old woman yuri #her chin came out too square because i was trying 👐perspective👐 but i am otherwise so so pleased with this #my art

*coughs, tugs collar* Never put my own art on tumblr before. We've got mid-50s Tarkin in his many-pocketed Carrion garb, Thalassa being salty at the opera, and of course the perpetually exhausted Garoche. I was happy enough with the pencil drawings that I elected not to ink them, so please excuse the sketchiness.

#peter cushing's face is a mystery to me #i've lost count of failed attempts to draw it #my art #don't repost #wilhuff tarkin #thalassa tarkin #garoche tarkin

Queer Headcanon of the Day

Tarkin and his wife Thalassa are bisexual swingers who technically haven't consented to swinging but don't give enough of a shit to complain about it and have a hypocritical disdain towards one another for doing so.

Does this headcanon have a basis?

For Tarkin, certainly. For Thalassa? NOPE! She's in ONE comic. I can do whatever I want with that woman because Star Wars didn't care enough to develop her. If I say she swings with her Nautolan mafia wife, then swing she does.

#wilhuff tarkin #thalassa tarkin #bisexual #some fucked up polyamory that hasn't been negotiated properly #what do you expect?#in the immortal words of malcolm fitzcarraldo:#they're villains you crybaby! they swing!#star wars headcanons #canon queer character #non-canon queer character #i hate them (affectionate)

#wilhuff tarkin #sheev palpatine #thalassa tarkin

Intro Post

First of all, welcome to this little hellscape!

I expect y'all will be seeing a lot of shitposts on here about characters you've probably never heard of--I've enjoyed this moral train wreck of a human being for a long time for a multitude of reasons and his noncanon family lore is just as interesting as his canon lore, in my opinion.

The principle characters you'll likely be seeing are his wife, Thalassa, and his son, Garoche Tarkin. Lady Saro, Garoche's lover, may also make an appearance or two. Jova Tarkin is a must, as well.

My thoughts on Natasi Daala and her relationship to Tarkin are conflicted but I love her dearly and thus will post infrequently and sporadically about her.

The handling of TK-421 is such absolute balderdash that I find him too funny not to post about.

I also want to note that I have taken some extreme liberties with Thalassa Tarkin specifically, to the point where I disregard pretty much all of her source material. Purists, I apologize. I just think she'd be a more interesting and complex character if she wasn't completely devoted to her husband and was maybe also a mafia boss. Assuming I update this blog with any consistency, I may explain that in time.

I've also taken liberties with Garoche solely because he has virtually no personality in the comics. Gotta fix that, don't we?

I think that about covers it. We'll see what this turns into, but for now expect a goofy meme every now and again and maybe some serious talk about how fucked up Tarkin and his whole family is.

Oh, and constructive conversation is welcomed, so long as y'all wipe your feet at the door and mind your manners!

#wilhuff tarkin #star wars #thalassa tarkin #garoche tarkin #lady saro #jova tarkin #natasi daala #tk-421 #star wars imperials #hrggg here we go

When she's a 10 but she's a shrike to your sharp and glorious thorn

#natasi daala #wilhuff tarkin #zee suna #nautolan oc #thalassa tarkin #the tarkins in my headcanons are too good at finding monogamous lovers when they themselves are poly #i think they both like to be worshipped but can't reciprocate that devotion #and when they're confronted with actual love they don't know what to do with it #well thalassa is a bit better adjusted than tarkin and doesn't mind being someone's thorn #but she expresses her love in a way that's not as gratifying to zee and her other partners. she takes more than she gives #whereas tarkin wants a small army of devotees where he can move from lover to lover without too much emotional commitment on his part #so when someone becomes a shrike to his thorn he's fine until it interferes with his own time and energy #and then it becomes annoying because he feels more is expected of him than he wants #can you tell i think about these two too much #hozier #look at my obscure star wars bullshit hozier fans