#thalligren

[ask-songs-of-war]

Hi, Gress! I got something real important to tell you about Tygren but you have to promise not to freak out- no, it's not that he's bi, I know you know that. He's um... kind of dating a Sendaris... yeah, it's uh... Man, there's no easy way to say it. He's dating Thalleous- WAIT, NO, GRESS STOP RUNNING, DON'T KILL THALL, I SWEAR HE'S CALMED DOWN, STOP CONTRIBUTING TO THE BURY YOUR GAYS TROPE-

"I’M GOING TO MURDER THAT BLUE MOTHERFUCKER! AND TYGREN TOO, THAT MUTINOUS TRAITOR!"

[ask-songs-of-war]

Hey, Tygren, you're a better cook than Thalleous, right?

"uhh…"

[✨FLASHBACK✨]

"THALLEOUS I BURNT THE WATER!"

"what the FUCK do you mean you burnt the water?!"

[✨END OF FLASHBACK✨]

"we don’t talk about that."