#thanks aster

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Happy birthday!!!! 🥳

thank you, aster!! 🥰🥰🤩🤩

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Silvermiranda revenge sex???? :3

this is the fic I at one point referred to as "the fic I promised myself I would never write" lmao. I'd never written smut before and it scared me. but the idea was too strong I couldn't resist its allure flksdf

basically after miranda and flint's fight in 107 she wants to get back at him for intercepting her letter and ruining any chance she had to actually Have a Life Again and she correctly deduces that her sleeping with silver would upset flint more than anything else in the world. because that pretty little thief belongs to him I mean the schedule in silver's head belongs to him and the crew already assume miranda is an evil seductress and he can't TRUST silver but he NEEDS silver and flint just. has a pet fixation on this man who is the key to everything flint has been working towards for ten years. and miranda knows this. and she deserves a good orgasm. the writers of black sails have so cruelly denied her.

I answered another ask about this one where I ended up just putting the entire fic as it currently exists (only ~500 words) under a readmore lmao so. what else can I say about it. oh! I know!

this is the dialogue snippet I originally wrote in my notes for tcrw which then became the genesis of this fic:

m: I fucked your mr silver f: beg pardon? m: I met him in town today and I'd had every intention of coming home and saying to you the same thing I said to thomas when first you and I met—'if you don't fuck him, my love, then I will.' but I know you well enough by now that I thought it a useless preamble and so I simply skipped to the part where I had him for you. f: you had him FOR me. m: yes. would you like me to tell you about it? he is wonderfully skilled with his mouth f: I've had enough of his mouth, thanks 😒 m: oh I'm sure you have 😏

miranda keeps going for a little bit and then flint asks "why are you doing this" and she just says "because my life is empty, james"

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Mrow+sparklccccc

mrow: u r a celebrity to me bro. i don't care if this gives you an ego u DESERVE IT BRO sparklccc: beloved mutual!!!!! u make me see shrimp colors

🥰🤩🥰🫀😘 thank you aster my darling I love you very much

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both @asterofthevoid and @hurdygurdywizard tagged me in this like three days ago and I just. kept forgetting to do it slkdfjsdf

rules: put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that come up and tag 10 people

Let No Grief - the Wild Reeds

Let's Steal Everything - the World/Inferno Friendship Society

Deuteronomy 2:10 - the Mountain Goats

Daylight - Fate-Touched (lmfao)

I Really Like You - Carly Rae Jepsen

bloodline (emma's song) - Winter Rowan

South London Forever - Florence + the Machine

The Wheel - Griffin McElroy (suffering game ost)

Like Real People Do - Hozier

400 Lux - Lorde

scream @ my own song coming up on shuffle

ugh I'm too lazy to think of anyone to tag

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13, 30, 2q for the fanfic ask game

13. Is there a trope you wouldn’t write if it was the last trope on earth?

high school au, probably sdlkffsff I loved them when I was in high school but I am 25 now lmfao I want these people to have lives and baggage and not be fourteen. especially if it's like a no-magic/powers au for a property that otherwise has those elements. also if I ever wrote smut there are plenty of kinks I'd avoid but that's neither here nor there

30. Tell us an idea for a longfic you want to write in the future.

I have very grandiose plans for a dimension 20 fantasy high fic about gorthalax the insatiable (an archfiend from the nine hells) becoming the school bloodrush coach (like football but on concrete and there's magic) that follows the plot and pacing of the first season of ted lasso. like I literally have an outline written the way I'd write story beats for an episode of tv. I know this sounds contradictory to what I just said about disliking high school aus but the original property IS set at a high school and these characters are SUPPOSED to be fourteen. and I'd be focusing a lot on the adults anyway sdlfjkd

and then of course there's to cross running water, my black sails canon retelling where everything is the same but flint is a vampire. I got stuck on that one so I started writing through his stomach instead and now tcrw has completely taken the backseat

2. Do you participate in any writing events or challenges throughout the year? If so, what do you like about them?

I don't, honestly! I think the idea of them is fun but I'm so particular about when and how and what I write. I don't think I could stand to be beholden to somebody else's prompts and deadlines, you know what I mean?

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I feel extremely sick