#thanks layla

[noelverwhelmed]

Layla's Valentines day post x

[kermiitthefag]

me: finally time to relax after a long day

my beloved cat: hairball :3 on carpet :3

[pklove-alpha]

"what's kokichi like 5'1?"

"he'd have a 5'2 dog"

[oofevan]

uhhhh @fortunne tagged me to share all the songs i’m currently listening to (? i think instructions v unclear)

1) bride and groom // the airborne toxic event 2) thatcher fucked the kids // frank turner 3) so close // andrew mcmahon and the wilderness 4) don’t take the money // bleachers 5) nashville tennessee// frank turner 6) friends // ed sheeran 7) bullet // steel train 8) rumors // joywave 9) doubt // joywave 10) try this at home // frank turner

i tag @internetemo @neighborhood-hooligans @highway-in-its-eyes and that’s it i guess

[182kg]

I can't listen to Wake Me Up When September Ends without crying

[mccnik]

I'm pretty sure when Miley was writing Wrecking ball, she was referring to my dog's tail. 

[skavalli]

11 Questions

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.

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I was tagged by: My adorable australian friend tyler-hoechlins-stubble.

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I was asked:

Favourite song to listen to when you’re angry: Uprising by Muse, or Supermassive Black Hole.

Are you reading anything at the moment? Do you like it? No! Nothing. I'm weirdly really out the swing of reading atm.

Last thing you watched: I watched my housemate play Zelda OoT earlier :)

Craving any food? Chocolate, but that's an ever-present craving. Kiiind of want pizza...

Putting anything off right now? (don’t lie to me we all know you are) Sleep.

Looking forward to anything? We move into our new, very gorgeous flat within a week and I'm pretty pleased about that.

What did you do for valentines? WORKED and then worked again.

What’s the blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle? Haha if you think I'm getting out of bed right now you're mistaken but it's Aussie, so probs some message about there being more to life than hair but it's a good place to start ~Aussie philosophy~. 

What’s your ringtone/message tone? Ring ring; beep beep.

Favourite swear word/s: CUNT cunt cunt.

What’s something you’ve always wanted to be asked - answer it! Hey, remember that time when you were trashed at the pub but you threw a triple 20 three times at darts? Why don't you brag about that all the time and remind us constantly of your obvious talent? I would never want a young impressionable grasshopper to misinterpret my story into believing that a shit ton of alcohol leads to a proficiency in throwing sharp pointy objects. Sacrifices must be made.

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I ask:

Confess something!

What's the eeriest thing that has ever happened to you?

How do you take your pizza?

Describe your dream mode of transportation:

Have you got a recurring daydream?

When have you been most embarrassed by someone else?

If I came to visit you for a day, what would we do?

Write something really harsh about someone you dislike + give reasons:

Aaaand then write something nice about them:

Any thoughts/hope on what happens after you die?

Post a smiley selfie (◕‿◕✿)

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I tag:

elerihere​

lyrasdaemons

chris-pines-beard

tyler-hoechlins-stubble (just answer if you want)

provostsdog

jittergirls

loftymisscherie

zombeeblackcat

fairysquid

boningchina

mightyriot

[dipperthedestructor]

Cosmo tip:

Instead of moaning just sing the Gotta Go Fast song to your partner. They will start thrusting, without slowing down, never stopping.