May 3, 2018
In doing some serious research into what would happen if humans just vanished one day, I have discovered that everything will be better, provided we remember to shut down the nuclear power-plants before we go. I'm talking less polluting, more trees, bigger icecaps and less endangered species.
So, not saying I would eradicate humans if I was an alien overlord seeing us fuck about down here, but I certainly wouldn't argue if someone else on the spaceship suggested it.