Funny to think that before, I always thought Chloe was the brattiest character in Miraculous Ladybug, but then Lila was introduced to us. That annoying liar bitchass. I'm so close to lighting her ass on fire. :)))
Done. Seriously, NOTHING irritates me more than him and his STUPID FUCKING FACE YOU'RE STUPID AND CRUEL AND UGLY. I swear to God, if you ever come near Sam again I. will. flay. you. I swear I will personally castrate you and feed your testicles to your mother.
Also, Sam Winchester is a rock star.
Fuck yeah White Rabbit!!! I have not heard that song in ages. Supernatural music is the best thing in my life.
DAMN that electric psychic guy just got knifed as fuck. Also, I'm legitimately freaked out by the Yellow Eyed demon...He's manipulating all the psychics!
OMG IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG SECRET HERE WE GO EVERYONE:
Sam: Dean what did he tell you?
Dean: He said he wanted me to watch out for you, take care of you.
Sam: He told you that a million times!
Dean: This time was different. He said that I had to save you.
Sam: Save me from what?
Dean: He just said I had to save you, and nothing else mattered, and if I couldn't...
Sam: You'd what, Dean?
Dean: I'd have to kill you. ....He said I'd might have to kill you, Sammy.
WOW. Just...wow. These fucking writers. These fucking writers right here. They couldn't possibly have put a more traumatizing conflict into this show. Dean would never, could never, do that to Sammy. THEY'RE IN LOVE. Don't worry, Sammy, Dean will save you.
Where in the hell does Sam even think he's going? This plan is so half-baked. Running away from Dean will not help this situation!
OMFG NO WHAT JUST HAPPENED SAM JUST GOT BLOWN THE FUCK UP!?!?!? IT'S A VISION!? ANOTHER PSYCHIC!?!? THAT WAS A LOT FOR ME TO TAKE IN IN A VERY SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME.
I love how Ellen and Sam are not even remotely trying to answer each other's questions.
Ellen: What's going on between you [and Dean]?
Sam: *dodge*
Sam: What did happen [between Bill and John]?
Ellen: *evade*
This is not an effective conversation.
BUT SERIOUSLY the yellow eyes in Scott's closet are so so so unnerving.
Ava you're psychic!!!! YES I APPROVE. Let's build a team of psychic X-men and we'll all fucking take down Yellow Eyes. I really really really like the idea of creating a superhero team. Make it happen Kripke!
I have a confession. I love Ellen. I love her. I want to create a shrine for her out of soap and old hair and nail clippings and maybe invite people over to talk about how awesome she is. She is such a strong, and wise woman. I love that she's almost like a mother-figure to them:
Ellen: Now, Dean, they say you can't protect your loved ones forever. Well, I say screw that, what else is family for? He's in Lafayette, Indiana.
I also kind of like Ava. She's so quirky and fun and innocent.
This fucking moment:
Me at the first part:
(◠‿◠✿)
*whispers seductively in your ear* i ship it
Me at the second part:
(◕ω◕✿)
dean you're so horny always get your head out of the gutter
Me when I think about how dazzling Dean's smile is:
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Me when there are FUCKING SHOTS FIRED:
*: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
OH FUCKING NO. JUST NO FUCKING NO IT'S THAT BITCHASS GORDON! He is literally trying to snipe Sam right now. But, big brother Dean comes to save the day :)))) "You do that to my brother, I'll kill you!" Keep in mind, Dean shouted that while beating the shit out of Gordon's ugly face.
Sam knowing about guns is so sexy. Ava is just like "DUDE, who are you!?" I like her.
OMG FUNKYTOWN IS THEIR CODE WORD FOR "Someone is holding a gun to me."
I love how intricate they are, they are SO SMART.
Again, they're just mentally like:
I wish Sam and Ava stuck together! Damn, she's probably safer with you anyway. There goes my idea for a fucking psychic superhero team.
Soldiers to fight in the coming war are the psychics? This is what they've been hinting at all season! Sam is going to turn evil and fight for Hell during the war! That's why Dean has to save him!!
This. entire. fucking. scene. I HATE GORDON SO MUCH. THE WAY HE IS SO FUCKING CONDESCENDING AND SUPERIOR AND TRIES TO BELITTLE AND DEMEAN DEAN. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ARE TEARING DEAN APART INSIDE BY MAKING HIM BE BAIT?! YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT SAM, GORDON, BECAUSE I'M FUCKING CRAZY AND WILL FIND YOU AND RUIN YOUR LIFE. I AM THIS CLOSE TO BREAKING A WINE BOTTLE AND SHOVING IT UP YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU CRY TEARS OF BLOOD, YOU FUCKING COCKROACH.
Actual quotes:
"Hey, look I'm sorry. I wish I didn't have to do this, I really do. But for what it's worth, it'll be quick."
"I'm surprised at you, Dean, getting all emotional. I had heard you were more professional than this."
"Dean, it's his destiny. Look, I'm sympathetic. He's your brother, you love the guy. This has got to hurt like Hell for you. But here's the thing: it would've wrecked him, but your dad, if it came right down to it, he would've had the stones to do the right thing. Are you telling me that you're not the man he is?"
Me:
NO Sam please watch out there's fucking 2 trip wires!
He's okay right? Those explosions were like part of the plot!? right!?
Update: FUCK YES SAM YOU ARE THE FUCKING BOMB! Also, Dean's face when he heard Sam's voice a;slkjf;aslkd
THIS FUCKING MOMENT RIGHT HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS THE REASON THAT I WILL FOREVER BE DEVOTED TO SAM WINCHESTER:
*after getting the shit beaten out of him, Gordon is held at gunpoint by Sam*
Gordon: Do it, DO IT! Show your brother the killer you really are, Sammy.
*Sam FUCKS HIS DAY UP WITH THE BUTT OF THAT RIFLE*
Sam: It's Sam.
Me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YES. BEST POSSIBLE WAY TO END THAT FIGHT SEQUENCE.
BUT WAIT. IT FUCKING GETS BETTER. This reunion happens:
Me:
*UNINTELLIGIBLE SQUEALING*
OH HELL NO REALLY!? Really bro!?!? After they let you live!??!? Gordon is still trying to fucking shoot their asses.
AND THEN, AND FUCKING THEN, AS IF SAM COULDN'T GET BETTER, THE POLICE ARRIVE AND ARREST GORDON. SAM WINCHESTER YOU WIN THE "BEST PERSON OF ALL TIME AWARD" I LOVE YOU.
This moment:
Dean: Dude, if you ever take off like that again.
Sam: You'd kill me?
Dean: Soooo not funny.
Me: TOO SOOONNNNNNNNNNNN QQ
......
Sam: You can't protect me.
Dean: I can try.
....
Dean: Bitch.
Sam: Jerk.
Me:
AHHHHHHHHHHH THEY FINALLY DID THE THING THAT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR TALKS ABOUT.
i love you dean
oh no poor Ava. Dammit!!!! This was almost such a happy episode!
