Sep 17, 2025
i chugged two monsters before work and i have a lot of energy and my coworkers said i remind them of the fucking cracked out squirrel from Over The Hedge someone kill me pls
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i chugged two monsters before work and i have a lot of energy and my coworkers said i remind them of the fucking cracked out squirrel from Over The Hedge someone kill me pls
/Soon/
*leeps onto top of head* *chitters*
*grabs by the neck*
*HURLS out the nearest window, even though said window wasn't open*
"And FUCKIN' STAY OUT."
I've been going on a crusade in New Leaf to turn every one of my villagers' catchphrases into a variation on 'bzzzrrrt'; it's lent a glitch-in-the-matrix kind of vibe to the town of Harbor.
(( This is for you, Jess. ))
i swear
hev here has a fucking squirrel friend that just loves getting him in trouble--
Is opening up the seam of someone's pillow and hiding it with the fluff out of the question? Also, buying extras squirrels to increase mind games?
Hm... that IS a good idea... I mean, if I can put it in filthy fish water and Christine can pull it out after three months, who is to say we can't sew it into pillows...
We'd need enough time to do it, though. That's a lot of hand-sewing to do in the two minutes someone is out of the room!
Also, keep in mind that these are the Squirrels that come with the three inch Rainbow Dashes, and we all own one all ready, but we have FOUR squirrels. There is no need to increase the mind games with the mysterious 4th squirrel.
Christine found the Squirrel that Jenn hid in her fishtank.
Christine: jenn i fusking hate you.
Jenn: ?
Christine: i just found that fucking squirrel
Jenn: AHAHAHHHHAHHAHHHA HA HA AH AHKsjhasdkjahskjDH
Christine: now I have to put my hands in fucking fish water
Jenn: look i braved it to put it there
Christine: i went to top it up more and there it fucking is. ok i will admit that one was fucking gold.
Jenn: B) thank you, thank you very much
You can see the ongoing Squirrel War here: http://dangerous-ladies.tumblr.com/tagged/that%20fucking%20squirrel