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♡ (ʘ ꒳ ʘ✿)🗡 chitter chitter motherfucker

GOD D AM N I T

;3 *puuurrrss*

Throws out the nearest open window.

*stares intensely at*

[stares back]

[ ＨＥ 'ＳＨＥＲＥ ]

Red String Of Fate~

69. Our muses are destined to meet at the wedding of a mutual friend

"..."

"First'a all. I don't think we have a 'mutual friend'. An' second."

"... you crash any'a my friend's weddin's, and I'll fuckin kill ya."

( I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later )

"Go the fuck away, Jess."

*leeps onto top of head* *chitters*

*grabs by the neck*

*HURLS out the nearest window, even though said window wasn't open*

"And FUCKIN' STAY OUT."

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) /heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny/ *LEAP OF FAITH ONTO YOUR FACE*

"--GOD FU--"

*dodges and grabs tail*

*HURLS OUT A WINDOW*

"GET OUT."

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