#that's basically why

[rainbowloliofjustice]

I heard someone say on this damn site that Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedo. Wat?

His girlfriend is 22 years younger than him. 

[ctntduoarchive]

Nevadasroyale (tdh I just want to know why I got mooted lol)

i saw their posts . and i thought they were neat ^-^

[gurabirei]

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[picayunetown]

[Virgil] ate with a couple of sheriffs and a couple of their deputies who'd come in on a mutual aid arrangement, talking about the state of the search, about the craziness of kids, about salaries and budgets and retirement plans, and one of the deputies wondered if there was any action in Bigham, and his boss said, "If you find any action, I'll tell your wife."

"What's the point in going out of town...?"

The sheriff said, "Doug, the fact is, if you found any action, you wouldn't know what to do with it. I'd know what to do with it. Virgil would know what to do with it. You wouldn't know. You'd just call up your old lady and say, 'Marge, I found some action. What should I do with it?'"

Doug said, "Well. You got me there. Maybe I'll just have another beer."

"Attaboy," said the sheriff.

- John Sandford, Mad River