#that's seven

[lunacias]

999 took door 7 dynamics and raised me one better: door 9 

[victorie552onepiecespeedrun]

Reading One Piece pt 157: Too Much Real World For Me

Chapter 394

Thoughts:

- Lots of color pages

- Robin got to the Tree!

- “Did my mother come here?” lol, these scholars sure are having a day. Not only are they as good as being arrested right now, they also have to deal with family drama. Loool

- Doctor Clover said no. You know, like a liar

- Ok, now they tell her to absolutely not reveal she’s a scholar too

- Whoops, too late I think? CP9 just barreled into the room

- “This island’s archeologists are to be considered “devils who want to end the world”!” huh. That explains why everyone calls Robin that

- (What is it with WG and Void Century. I mean, I know what it is but Void Century was like 1000 years ago and they’re still afraid of weapons from that period… Didn’t technology get waaaaay better in the last millennium? Or is some supernatural stuff involved. Or all that weapons business is a cover for something way more sinister)

- They’re telling non-scholars to get on the ships. Villagers are objecting to becoming refugees. Yeah, I don’t think refugees in One Piece are treated better than in our world  

- “Our responsibility is to tell you this. Afterwards, if you were to ignore our advice and something were to happen to you… then that is not our concern.” 0_0

- He practically told them that island will become a warzone and government doesn’t care what’ll happen to bystarders. This… this is very brutal

- (government says F*ck Villagers Life)

- Yeah, villagers heard him loud and clear. They’re panicking now. Like  lot

- Oho, we’re with Spandyne! He’s been shot but it’s very clearly a gag moment so no worries

- “Please tell the higher-ups.. to give my son… my seat as chief…” FUCKING CALLED IT! I’m a genius :D

- (at least Spandyne’s an ok dad? I mean, for a villain dad, I guess. We all remember Captain Morgan aka Helmeppo’s dad. And as we all know, shounen manga can be really weird with fathers)

- Oh, it was Olvia! She was the one who shot at him! And missed, goddammit (I want Spandam’s dad to be ok but I also sure want for Olvia to shot a b*tch)

- They talk

- “You won’t be able to proof anything” uh. Olvia. I kinda think they don’t need any proof at that point. Government made a decision and Ohara is going down. All their “studying is a crime now” is a cover

- Yeah, they want to make an example of Ohara so no one else will try anything

- (didn’t Ohara happen shortly after King Roger’s execution? Like 1-2 years later. Pirates would still be everywhere, mad as hell and/or fighting for power between themselves and it would cause an complete chaos on all Blue Seas. Government could NEED an example and Ohara was a nice scapegoat. We can actually learn something about that period. Heck yeah, history lesson)

- (me to me: NEEEEERD)

- Spandyne is saying they’re respecting the law but only an idiot would believe it so I’m gonna ignore it now and in the future

- Why is he telling her all that, he’s monologuing their evil plan right now

- Yup. They got Olvia. Dead or dying. Probably dying, to maximize the ANGST

- LEAVE THE BOOKS ALONE, CP9, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PRESERVE AN OLD BOOK!!!!???? VERY HARD!!!!!

- Meanwhile Saul… saw marine armada on the horizon. He can’t escape from Ohara at this point either. Oh, this is bad

- They got all archeologists sitting in the yard. What now, mass shootings

- Robin doesn’t want to leave them but, uh… leave them Robin. Whatever will happen now, you won’t like it

- Oh shit, Spandyne threw Olvia in front of them. Drama is coming

- Olvia saw Robin ;_;

- “You’ve become so big…” ;_;

- Meanwhile, Robin didn’t recognize her mother :) This is fine :) :) Absolutely fine :) :) :)

- SHIT IT STARTED

- “What do you think you’re doing to that library!!!???” AAAAAaaaaa

- Shit, they’re telling they found something in the basement. Maybe they even did

- Well now, Ohara scholars… We have officially made the decision for your execution!” I KNEW IT!!! I WISH I WAS WRONG!!!

- Robin can’t believe it. Why are they letting 8-year old to just stand around by the way

- Now Spandyne is arguing with her, lol

- Oh? Doctor Clover wants to speak with government heads!

Hmmm, I wonder if they let him… hm…  

rOP 156  rOP 158

[strawberryjamus]

Ezra, holding up a fancy bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

Story, grabs it and drinks it all: it's perfume

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Stella: Who was supposed to wash the dishes today?

Mica: Nobody washes the dishes! We eat food directly off the coffee table and you know it!

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Mica: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

Stella: Why?

Mica: I haven't died yet.

Stella: That's... not how that works.

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Mica: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.

Ezra: A ray of hope for Alexi

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Alexi: I wish we could block people in real life.

Stella: A restraining order.

Story: Murder.

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Story: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.

Stella: wasn’t Ezra with you?

Ezra: in my defense, i was left unsupervised, too.

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Ezra: I've kidnapped you because I crave the deadliest game...

Story, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Ezra: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

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Stella: Remember, when you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Ezra: So kill two.

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Mica: Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

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Alexi: you shouldn't be using a straw

Pixel: i know, i know. it's bad for the environment

Alexi:

Alexi: it's just...

Alexi: a really weird way to eat spaghetti

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Alexi: Anyone else d-

Stella: Depressed?

Pixel: Dead?

Ethel: Drained?

Story: Demented?

Ezra: Disliked?

Alexi: ...Done...with the work. What is wrong with you guys?

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Stella: Why are Mica and Alexi sitting with the their backs to each other?

Story: They had a fight

Stella: Then why are they holding hands?

Story: They get sad when they fight.

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Mica: How are you a mom Claire? How can you be a mom if you don't have kids?

Claire:....SHIT

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Mica: All right, listen up you little shits.

Mica: Not you, Hero, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Stella: Story, we need to talk about-

Story: The building was already on fire when I got here.

Stella: What?

Story: What?

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Ezra, taping a small knife to a roomba: Be free, my child, be free.

A few minutes later...

Alexi, coming into the room with a small cut on his ankle: WHO THE FUCK-

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Pixel: I have bad news

Ethel: oh no

Pixel: I'm not a doctor

Ethel: but you just gave me surgery-

Pixel: *whiny voice* bUt YoU jUsT gAvE mE- shut the fuck up, that's why it's bad news

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Ezra: If I don't change forms every ten seconds I might just die

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Alexi: i’m a moderate, peaceful man

Stella: just yesterday you threw a chair at Ezra

Alexi: that was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table i was going to throw at him

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Alexi: What’s it like being tall?

Alexi: Is it nice?

Alexi: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Ezra: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Story: It was one time!

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Alexi: I think I’m better looking than you Ezra

Ezra: I searched everywhere

Alexi: What?

Ezra: I looked through all my files

Ezra: I searched through my text messages

Ezra: I even checked my closet

Ezra: Yet I still couldn’t find where I asked for your opinion

Alexi:

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Story, holding a knife with a heated blade:Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Ezra: It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

Mica: if you want information it is

Ethel: why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

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Mica: Look Alexi, when I text you “we are robbing a bank” your next text BETTER be “are we meeting at your house or my house?” not “have you taken your adhd medicine today?”

Mica: nO ALEXI, I HAVEN’T AND YOU KNOW I HAVEN’T ! BUT I NEED YOUR HELP ! when I text you “we are robbing a bank” I mean WE ARE ROBBING A BANK ! IT’S NOT A NEGOTIATION

Mica: I’ve already written my death note and when the cops ask “what are my demands?” I’ve decided on a helicopter, not because I know how to RIDE a helicopter but because I thought it would be a good bonding experience for me and you because we like that.

Mica: bUT LOOK ALEXI– tuition is due tomorrow and I don’t have the money so you bETTER MEET ME AT THE NEAREST CHASE BANK OUTSIDE MY HOUSE OR ! WE ! ARE ! DONE !

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Alexi: You're under arrest-

Mica: Aw damn it, I knew I shouldn't have committed all that tax fraud

Alexi: -for being so adorable!

Alexi:

Alexi: What?

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Alexi and Mica: *staring into each others eyes*

Ezra: *opens a soda can*

Alexi: we were having a moment

Ezra: and I'm having a cola

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Alexi: *running towards Mica to hug it*

Mica: *moves out of the way*

Alexi: Mica! Why’d you move?!

Mica: I thought you were attacking me.

Alexi: I was going to hug you!!

Mica: Why would you hug me?

Alexi: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?!

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Claire: Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again!?

Mica: ...

Claire: ... what?

Mica: Hang on, I’m considering.

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[godshadowed]

Idly counts on his fingers.

[comehereduck]

He can be when he wants to be

[romanvelvet]

...i made another countryside fantasy style board...

[babyoracle99]

When you get this, answer with five things that make you happy, then send it to the last ten people in your recent activity!

Oh shoot, I didn’t see this.

Sorry Emily ———————————–

Five things that make me happy;

•Friends (this one I key)•big dogs.•Superheroes (geek stuff)•Unity or mutuality •And Ice Cream (sometimes w: cake)

•(I'm just gonna sneak this on in here, there ya go).Art. ......And reading, writing, music, games.