I'm never going to write it (#depression) but do know in my head there's a beautiful heated rivalry oc fic between rival in universe hrpf fans and one's a Boston fan and the other's a Montreal fan and at first they don't like each other but they start dm'ing after getting annoyed at a third person (presumably a Toronto fan lbr) and they strike up an online friendship and decide to write a fic TOGETHER that features BOTH of their favorite players and in writing that Hollanov fic they discover that they work together really well and something more begins to bloom...
Flash forward multiple years. They've built A LIFE together, they've moved countries to be together, and they have decided to get married. They tell their extended families they met online, but the cooler inner circle knows the cringy truth. Obviously then for the joint Bachelorette party they go to a Montreal Metros game!!!
Pre-game they run into Shane at idk. A coffee shop. And they're like oh man im so sorry to bother you but you're my fiances favorite player and my second favorite player would you mind signing this napkin!! And Shane is like. Of course. What are your names?
And then takes 3d6 psychic damage signing a note for Lily and Jane who are wearing custom HOLLANDER-ROSANOV jerseys