#thatchthoughts

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sometimes old people really get on my nerves cause bro what do you mean "you're too young to experience that kind of pain/fatigue so obviously you're lying" like i KNOW I'm too young to experience this that's WHY it sucks that i AM experiencing it???????? "wait til you're older then you'll know true pain" YEAH. THE PAIN IM CURRENTLY IN WILL CONTINUE TO GET WORSE AS I AGE. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT IN PAIN CURRENTLY, IT MEANS I WILL BE WORSE THAN YOU CURRENTLY ARE WHEN I REACH YOUR AGE. SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH, M A R G E.

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i love how my sleep med isn't even to make me sleepy its to make my bitch of a brain shut up

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still getting used to the most beautiful girl in the world thinking that i am the most beautiful boy in the world????? On one hand I want to implore her to develop eyes and on the other hand i hope she never does???

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the most beautiful girl in the world will sometimes snore with the volume of a mid 50s aged mother of four still working the night shift. It is important that you GENTLY reposition her so her breathing is unhindered. You will sleep better knowing she can breathe. just like.. nudge her head until her neck is straight and she no longer sounds like a foghorn on a misty night.

and for the love of GOD talk to her about the potential risks of sleep apnea when she wakes

I'd assume you want the most beautiful girl in the world to remain healthy, seeing as you love her more than anything (don't worry, i won't tell anyone ;3)

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im crying laughing we've been together for like a week at the most and we've already decided if we get a third he has to look like Alucard or it's not even worth it

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fuckign wakes up in my bed, gnaws on me, says hi to her friends and then hops on roblox with them why am i loving this so much

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DID I ACCIDENTALLY ACQUIRE A GIRLFRIEND HOW THE FUCK-