May 30, 2019
After a solid half hour of intense debate with a friend over which animated females would be most likely to stab you in your sleep after a heated game of Mario Party 4, they went silent for a moment and stated that I “need to be reconditioned.” They then proceeded to play “Studiopolis Zone, Act 1 (Lights, Camera, Action!)” from Sonic Mania (Plus). This song’s been going for the last 23 minutes. I’m starting to get scared.