#thatsdumb

[deactivate-my-account-alrea-blog]

"I dont like swimming around the short water"

*silence*

"You mean......the shallow water???"

[bustinthedoorandtakemeaway]

Every guy I like turns out to be gay. What's wrong with me?!

[they-call-me-ruuu]

If you actually use the term "Sheerio" I am judging you soo hard