I am living for all this convenience headcannons/lore. 💕💕💕💕💕 Lance a high school Spanish teacher? Sign me the fuck up. And Keith bringing him his forgotten tests? Yes please. I love this. Embarrassed "sugar daddy" Keith? Brilliant 😭 And babe? Your fics are the best to reread. Convenience was amazing and I absolutely love love love. I also really love and have reread stick it! And of course your newest one has be hanging on the edge I love it so much
I;m,,, love u… bambey……. did u ever knoooowww that you’re my heeerooo…….. CAUSE YOU ARE THE WI–
thatswhatcanadasaid replied to your post “OH MY GOD LANCE IS RIGHT KEITH IS A RICH HOCKEY PLAYER, LANCE IS A…”
I live in Texas and it’s been getting to 106, but it gets more humid than anyone’s business. It doesn’t even cool down at night��
see this is why I feel like I have a wholly reasonable fear of the southern states; how does the humidity in the air not simply boil away????? WHoT??? yes the conversions are there solely for me because you canNOT expect me to do the math of that in my brain OTL
It’s like piety of sorts; I respect it because of how much I fear it
maltedmilkchocolate replied to your post “OH MY GOD LANCE IS RIGHT KEITH IS A RICH HOCKEY PLAYER, LANCE IS A…”
is2g i read the temperature conversion and got hit by a metaphorical truck do NOT TOUCH THE RED HOT DEATH SPHERES LANCE “How did you wind up in A&E whilst on holiday??” “No one informed me that the giant Target spheres soaked up the entirety of the suns heat in Arizonan… Arizonian? summer.” “You burnt yourself on giant red balls…” “Do not! No! Do not even start!”
gjfggkj y’all gotta stop writing this fic better than I did. I’m givin u guys all shared custody, this ain’t an AU anymore, it’s an AUs