#thattricksterangel

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Sunday Dinner with the whole family

Michael

"I came down from my room for this?"

Lucifer

"For once it's not Raphy who cooks it, that's a good reason for you to be here."

Castiel

"I can eat for the first time..."

Balthazar

"You nailed it, Gabby-boy."

Gabriel

"I know right?! I'm awesome."

Raphael

"Look at you, wait until you all get diabetes."

God

"I cooked too, you know..."

Death

"Your food sucks, God."

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"You mean Raphael is a rabbit?" Death replied. ((Noms back. :T))

"He is."

[[sorrythisissofunnyIcan'stoplaughing]]

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Hey

Michael

Mickey

Hey

Mickey

Hey

Hey

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Shag Me [[why the fuck not]]

Shag Me

"Gabe, could you stop wriggling?" Lucifer received a groaned from his brother.

"Like fuck I can!"

"Calm yourself, it won't take longer than several minutes."

"I'm not a kid who needs his brother to help everything, you pineapple!"

"Face it, you need my help this time." Lucifer smirked as Gabriel adverted his face with redden face.

"Just be quick." He mumbled from below his brother.

"No, I can't. This thing is sticky." Gabriel groaned again.

A few minutes passed and their position hasn't changed. Gabriel letting out a groan every now and then, wincing. And Lucifer concentrating.

"Bro, you're torturing me like this!"

"Don't yell at me! I'm not the one having a gum on his head!"

"LIKE HELL I WANT THAT ON MY HEAD IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"YOU BRAT, I'VE WARNED YOU NOT TO EAT THE WHOLE PACK!"

"I DO WHAT I WANT!"

"THEN GET THAT GUM OFF FROM YOUR HEAD BY YOUR OWN!"

"I'm going to Raphael."

"Like he would even give a damn about a gum sticking on your head, Gabe."

"Than Cassie it is."

"He's busy with Balthazar."

"...You son of a bitch."

"That's our Father you're talking."

"..."

[[Indeed, why the fuck not.]]

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Family business

Some headcanons [feel free to add]

Carrot and Raphael are relevant.

Pineapple and Lucifer are relevant.

Leave the sweets to Gabriel and Lucifer.

Shaun the Sheep.

Tamagotchi.

Food fights.

Sunday Dinner is the center of everything.

Michael is somewhere, watching you with unamused face.

Dysfunctional Family ever created in the universe.

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[[I took a nap. Woke up nine years later. I'm turning into Gabe...]]　

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People of the nine realms:

Gabriel.

Jeremy.

Brother.

Son of Stark.

Alora.

Dean.

Sam.

Castiel.

Dani.