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[kingshezza]

I’M SO FLUSTERED BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE FANMADE  DW 50TH ANNIVERSARY TRAILER IS REAL AND OTHERS ARE SAYING IT’S FAKE BUT IT LOOKS SO REAL. I AM SO CONFUSED

[kingshezza]

okay nevermind

[fndungeonmom]

well i suppose that clears up that mess. spread this like wildfire though so other whovians can se it.

[1chainzdeactivated-deactivated2]

is there holy bible fanfiction

[fagmander-deactivated20130327]

[sawsbuckk]

jesus fucking christ

[deneviere]

looks more like jesus fucking noah

[lordleto-blog]

i’m going to hell for laughing

[iraffiruse]

[furaffinity]

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

[jumbo-queer]

[the6thjew]

That’s it that’s the whole country

[humany-wumany]

Actors who appeared in Doctor Who and Harry Potter

[aryanstark]

[princebiebers-deactivated201303]

[samandriel]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”

[bendoverjesus]

[hashtagloveloses]

how ironic is it that that gif looks like a gay alternate universe mitt romney

[overexposed-soul]

To the post asking about a room full of mirrors

[vulcanovak-deactivated20170621]

Supernatural taught me that family doesn’t end in blood.

Sherlock taught me that anyone can find a good friend.

Doctor Who taught me that everyone is important.

Merlin taught me that social ranks don’t mean everything.

Harry Potter taught me that everyone is unique.

Hannibal taught me the best cuts of meat on a person.

[mythirdeyeisgoogly]

#one of these is not like the others

[lundsdotter]

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

[menformeninism]

I need masculism because I am afraid.

[dollyfarton]

you should be

[heartacher]

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

[heartacher]

nobody

[heartacher]

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

[hearthorizon-deactivated2021062]

So I went into McDonald's

I was just standing in line…

Person: You should really spend less money here and more money on a Gym membership. 

Me: -In total shock-

So I go to the counter to get my food..

Me: Hi can I get *my food order* And a box of SHUT THE FUCK UP for the person behind me. 

The whole restaurant went quiet 

Some people who had heard what the person said started clapping and cheering and the guy never got served behind me.

I then walked out like a sassy bitch.

[dorkygoodness]

[lorassed]

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face vagina not weak vagina strong

[emogoldfish-blog]

this is the most inspiring post on this website

[xaina-cosplays]

if someone says they dont want to be touched

dont touch them

dont fucking touch them

actually dont touch them

dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable

THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

[sakamido-deactivated20160412]

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

[king-kodi]

But… ;; the cute reaction is the best part

[moved-scp682-blog1]

… are you really fucking kidding me?

[dongbot]

swiggity swag don’t put your hate in the tag

[nsfwhumor]

[llynne]

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just