#the 'thing'

[mosneakers]

Erwin: DUDE WHAT THE HECK

Tycho: Dude what the heck what, Erwin?

Erwin: Why’d you come over? 

Tycho: Uh because she invited me? What’s the big deal?

Erwin: You know what the big deal is! You know I like her. And dude, I think she likes me back. She asked me to stay the night.

Tycho: [laughter] I think your paranoid trait is getting the best of you again. 

Erwin: UGH! I’m not paranoid! If our night was being watched by an audience or something surely they’d agree that she was doing some serious flirting.

Tycho: That’s just her personality. She has a boyfriend that she clearly cares about.

Erwin: That’s the THING! It’s a thing for him!

Tycho: A thing??

Erwin: You know... A thing... Kinda like how Sunglo has a thing for robots...

Tycho: Okay that’s just a theory you have. It’s never been proven!

Erwin: That’s not the point! She told me about it. He’s totally into her flirting with guys and stuff. Which is great news for me!

Tycho: If that’s true, then I’d hate to break it to you but it sounds like she’s just taking advantage of you for the sake of enhancing her woohoo life. Her flirting with you is just a façade. 

Erwin: Why does it bother you so much? I’m starting to think you might have a tHiNg for her too...

Tycho: [exaggerated laughter] Okay, now I know you’re paranoid. 

Erwin and Tycho: [continue to bicker back and forth]

-meanwhile downstairs on the sofa-

[flygirlreads]

You know I will say I'm still quite bitter about it all but the fact that Tony isn't alone and in the basement building a boat and drinking bourbon is better than what I thought they were going to do to him, because above is what I thought they were going to do.

[hesjustken]

I keep thinking theres something behind me after watching insidious three times!