Aug 21, 2019
I’m gonna make a shitton of homemade chicken strips tonight and no one can stop me
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I’m gonna make a shitton of homemade chicken strips tonight and no one can stop me
The Breading
Me: The homesickness just hit pretty hard today, so I'm a little out of it.
Friend: Fucking homesickness
Me: What did it today was grocery shopping. Part of me was still deluded about this being like a weird vacation, and buying a loaf of bread was too real.
Friend: Do you not eat bread on vacation?
Me: Well not buying bread with the notion that I'll eat it over the next few weeks. Also bread is famously what you eat when a vacation is over. That's why they serve it on airplanes leaving Orlando.
Friend: I... can't tell if you are joking. And I have flown out of Orlando countless times. Have I missed the breading ceremony?