#vacation bread

[christinealexandra]

vacation boi

[laoneway]

The Breading

Me: The homesickness just hit pretty hard today, so I'm a little out of it.

Friend: Fucking homesickness

Me: What did it today was grocery shopping. Part of me was still deluded about this being like a weird vacation, and buying a loaf of bread was too real.

Friend: Do you not eat bread on vacation?

Me: Well not buying bread with the notion that I'll eat it over the next few weeks. Also bread is famously what you eat when a vacation is over. That's why they serve it on airplanes leaving Orlando.

Friend: I... can't tell if you are joking. And I have flown out of Orlando countless times. Have I missed the breading ceremony?