#the brozone

[nalooksthrough]

“insert cheesy 90s boy band song here*

[fanfingtastic-blog]

NerdcoreMovement.com's Damon Martin joins D.J. to recap his adventure at Comic-Con 2015. Ever wonder if it's worth going? He talks about the exclusive Star Wars fireworks show put on by J.J. Abrams and crew. Also he discusses this years big news coming out of San Diego, including the return of Star Wars, Suicide Squad, The Walking Dead, X-Men: Apocalypse, Fantastic Four, Deadpool and Wolverine 3, and don't forget the Hunger games. Who won the attention grabbing battle? What was the best freebie and the hottest product sold.

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[fanfingtastic-blog]

A newly divorced buddy and I were exchanging Facebook messages a couple weeks back. He is coming off a divorce and it finally became official. He asked me, Do you think dating has changed since we were last in the game? I said absolutely…ever heard of google? It’s at everyone’s fingertips now. This is a tough place to be, he’s older, a little bit out of shape, and has job he cant go into with a hangover.

But I told him, you are starting a new chapter of your life, and despite any uncertainty, there is an element of excitement… Well, I gave him some advice I think might be able to help get back out in the world.

Be yourself but better.

Don’t just start talking to people without thinking. Curate your thoughts and only share enough to give the impression that you are more interesting than you are.

Get to the gym. 

You may have a few pounds to lose but not only will you shed some weight, you will feel a whole lot better and it’ll give you the confidence you will need.

Mind how you dress.

Ok if you are going out and running errands, leave the gym shorts and worn-out frat t-shirt of a college day done pass at home. On second thought, don’t ever wear them outside your home. You never know who you will run into our have the chance to meet when you are walking the aisles of target. However be appropriate in your dress choices. No tuxes at the supermarket.

Don’t sweat it. 

Don’t go out like a heat seeking missile and hit on every person you meet. Have conversations, exchange numbers, so that you can continue the conversation, over drinks or coffee.

Keep it clean.

1. Your new place clean and get rid of the lazy boy you got while dumpster diving. The frat house decor worked when you were in your early 20s but not now. You don’t have to go out and buy fine china, just keep it all super simple and for goodness sakes keep the bathroom clean! 2. Make sure the hygiene up to spec. 3. Your car…don’t keep empty soda cans and water bottles on the floor.

Lastly, don’t forget to smile, not just at people you make eye contact with, but all the time. It’s infectious and no one wants to be around a downer.

Next time I’ll tell you what I told my buddy once he got his first phone number. Let me know how you would either add or adjust my advice. Use #BroZoneAdvice. (via https://soundcloud.com/brozonelayer/single-again-advice-on-what-comes-next?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=tumblr)

[rorelaigilmore]

You know what sucks The bro zone The bro zone sucks harder than the friend zone. Mainly because you are constantly reminded he thinks of you not just as a sibling, but as a male sibling.

[sabellefolie]

#20: Comments like: "OMG YOU'RE A GIRL?!" and "OH MY GOD. I HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH A GIRL ALL THIS TIME?" or "DUDE, WTF. A DRESS? U GAY OR SUMTHIN'? Na, kidding. You're pretty. :>" and "UY SHET BABAE SIYA NGAYON!" have been part of my life ever since I remember. :>

Oh the happiness of being one of the boys and having so many guys as friends. Which is why I now consider myself a gay guy who happened to have a V. :> orziwillneverhaveaboyfriendiamalwaysstuckinthebrozonehahahahah//wrist