Chadster: Where IS that villainous fiend, anyway?
Morgan, rolling their eyes: Not here. Ohio said something about getting "wizard high" so probably not on this planet either.
***
Elsewhere-
Ohio, gesturing slowly: What if this is allll just a miniseries... on Vine...
Alex: Vine is dead, old man. You're thinking of the Clock App.
Ohio: Mhmm, may it rest in peace or whatever. But seriously... What if this is all just plot? Made up by some... adult Canadian or some shit?
Alex: Oh, it is. And when I get my hands on the fucker there will be blood.
Ohio, scrambling: Woah, shit, Alex, goddamnit be careful tHAT'S GLASS
***
Chad, peeking around Morgan to the window behind them: What's that? Off in the distance?
Morgan: Really, Chad? I'm not that fucking st-
Their faces are lit in stark relief as a beam of crackling green plasma shoots into the sky somewhere across the city.
Chad: Wizard high, you said?
Morgan slams the door in his face.
