#the chud

[joking-hazard]

Chudimus prime! And I guess drift is here too

[katslitterbox]

sometimes your ocs become a brainrot and you jsut sit there like "ok so uh. i guess i gotta make all this shit myself" and then dont do anything and just think about them. where are my animations and edits and 400 fanrts of them. they dont exist thats why uuuugggghhhhh..... make it all myself grumble grumble

[dandelion64]

THE CHUD

I just started doodling a Character made by this cool chud called Mars @marukfe I LOVE GABBY HE'S SO COOL AND DELULU

[thenamowalshow-blog]

For Benefit of Science

A few posts back I introduced The Chud, a fellow student from my years at U.C. Nowheresville. The guy who stood outside and "graded" passing girls by barking "P!" (pass) or F! (fail). One day he found something new to do. Something strange. He worked part time in a science lab. Not sure if he was a professor's assistant or the guy who buffed the floors, but he knew where to find the radioactive stuff. The dialog went something like this, I hear.

Friend He Roped in: Are you sure we're supposed to do this? The Chud: Who cares what we're supposed to? We're doing scientific method! Friend: What if someone finds us? We'll get in trouble. And the warning signs said- The Chud: Real scientists don't signs hold them back! This is for benefit of science! Think of all the sacrifices from scientists for benefit of science!

The Chud's plan for benefit of science involved a canister of radioactive material he'd swiped. He took it to a remote part of the lab. It wouldn't open. The budding scientist found a hammer and smacked it open. The noise attracted a lab worker. Who threw a fit. From a safe distance. I never learned his full plan. Maybe he was testing his theory that if you. 1. Stole a can of radioactive stuff, 2. Cracked it open like a walnut, 3. Exposed you and your friend to enough gamma rays to make the moon glow, 4. Were observed doing so... 5...you'd be big trouble.