Imagine: you’re sunbathing in your bikini watching the connor pull invasives from your backyard. he walks over to you, dirty and covered in sweat and says “hey Y/N I finished pulling the japanese knotwood and covered the area with a tarp to increase the removal effectiveness to 50-70% for this season and the next. the ecosystem and I appreciate you doing your part to help manage invasive species.” he looks down at you in your bikini and grins. “as a thank you, I’d love to mulch your flowerbed, on the house.” ;)
for @avantgarden-er with thanks to @art3missilver for help with photoshop











