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The Constructus Corporation-Jellyfish

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Constructus Corporation (Ft. Sibot, Watkin Tudor Jones & Yolandi Visser) – Jellyfish

[Intro] / Ladies and Gentl.... / Just random sound / [Waddy] / Fuck my vow of silence, I'm about to spark some crazy psycho shit / I'm very

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The Ziggurat

illustrations by Nikhil Singh

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Roach-infested scallywags get digested

Jellyfish, The Constructus Corporation

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“Anica says i have to say thankyou to her three times, so thankyou Anica for gracing us with your existence …all hail the voodoo-boogie shake-down queen… thankyou so much for being such a brat, and thankyou for buying me this note-pad i’m writing all this stuff in 💘”

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HOT WATER

Now rupturing people’s reality’s was one thing, but Random Boy and Kidtronic enjoyed creating warm, cozy environments that their audience could feel safe inside. This environment was more a mental than a physical one.

hello, it’s the head honcho’s psychic side-kick, flipping his tongue like you like it nice and distinguished… i’m such a cunning linguist the little butterfly dancing around on the flower receives special mystic powers and transforms into an entirely different creature with exaggerated features… you taste like peaches damn it… i can’t get enough of this stuff sweetheart, i’d like to take this oppertunity to show you what you do to me i’m vibrating all beautifully and it’s so cool to be tuned into the same radio station as you this gorgeous situation’s got me feeling all brand new and… mm, well i’d like to show you something very wonderful so if you don’t mind i’m about to slip into something a little more comfortable

i like my hot water-bottle it keeps me warm at night

i dig the fact that i don’t need to bitch about shit when i flip i kind of like to process stuff in private you might’ve accidentally begun to loose track a bit that’s why i’m designed to shine if you catch my drift that’s me in the distance twinkling i’m in a different department to any one you think i’m in i’m quicker than these little silly billy’s spitting venom i got him, i got him …no, you didn’t get him these hot-shots taking pot shots soon see that i’m actually just one big soft spot, why you wanna shoot me i go from a to b like one, two, three not one, three, two… hey man i can’t see you underneath all that crap, shoo… it must be hot in there the only reason i’m here is cos i breathe so much air if i stopped breathing i’ll just like dissopear like ploop.

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TOUCHY FEELY

“So Mr Kiriaku is your father huh?” said Random Boy after a while.

“YES.”

“Like in Star Wars?”

“[ARCHIVES]- ...YES.”

“Woah!”

“Boo!”

“Aii!!”

“AARGH!!! DON’T DO THAT!”

“Heh heh... hi Random Boy” said Anica affectionately.

“Oh, hi.”

“GO HOME.”

“no, i’m comming with”

“NO... GO HOME. GO PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS.”

“i don’t play with dolls!”

“OH YEAH, THEN WHAT IS THIS? HA HA!” said Kidtronic whipping the little green creature out of Anica’s tummy pouch.

“Mr Rockadopolis is not a doll... he’s a monster!!!”

“Come now,” said Random Boy stepping in, “Don’t be mean to Anica, give her back her doll.”

“Yo Anica,” he continued as she snatched Mr Rockadopolis from Kidtronic, “We gonna be performing, so you can’t hang with us, and there’s gonna be alot of people so you can’t go alone ...But yo... My gran is going, so you can go with her... She’s at my house.”

“But she’s old, an i wanna hang with you guys!”

“NO BUTS... WE’RE LEAVING.”

Anica the Snufling glared after them as the two companions hover-boarded into the distance.

“yo... i’ll kick that dudes ass,” said Mr Rockadopolis, jumping up onto Anica’s shoulder.

Now Mr Rockadopolis was created in a laboratory some time ago by this scientist who worked for The Constructus Corporation. The scientist had spliced genetically-engineered versions of his own genes with those of an Indonesean flying frog. Mr. Rockadopolis had then killed the scientist and escaped from his laboratory. Anica discovered the poor, confused little thing crouching in the top corner of her room one evening and had looked after it ever since.

“They don’t know anything,” said Anica... “I can MC... i can freak it better than any of these punk dicks, isn’t that right Mr Rockadopolis?”

“straight up... you the illest!”

“actually, yo... check this out...   (i can feel you) residents resonance, every single thing that you touch shimmy shimmy pretty in front of my fingers... (tickle it) halo around my moon shine bright in the night spin a little spell to help enlighten the sight there you are, follow your snail-tail eazy-peezy... boo breezy when i come through like... ooh-ooh-ooh every single little thing that you do every single little thing you ever did, every fib doesn’t matter if you don’t wanna let me in, i’m already in chameleon changeling rearranging the furniture la la la... play play nicely just pretend that i’m not here... don’t mind me

i move in and out of rooms freely, nobody can see me creepy-crawly heebie-jeebie getting all touchy feely

some of the characters in my dreams had nightmares who took it apon themselves to trick me into believing they were real now i’m taking them out one by one gonne monster play with prey just for fun, here we come three strange matter-morphing hoodoos bout to rearange the realm of the nunus everybody’s dudus, undo the voodoo like cuckoo hey boo boo, good morning you can’t f*ck with the frequency it’s squeaky clean... three of me creeping sneakily through your dream machine anica the snufling, chuckling, bubbling, snuggling, tugging, bugging... unplugging ugly fluffy-toy duckling hugging sucklings”

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Brotherly Love - The Constructus Corporation

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The Constructus Corporation presents The Ziggurat

PROLOGUE

The story so far: A small soda-pop company pops up on the scene right near the end of a great depression and then, in what seems like hardly anytime at all, grows itself into the most powerful multi-national force on the planet… Many years later Kidtronic has another terrible nightmare that pushes him even closer to what he is slowly becomming… Thirteen years before this in an ancient temple deep below the Himalayas, Mr. Kiriaku, the CEO of The Constructus Corporation, consults the prophet Next who is buzy having another epileptic vision. She speaks of a ripple in The Mesh, a very unpredictable ripple that, if left unchecked, could disrupt everything they have worked so hard to achieve… Mr. Kiriaku panicks and builds the weapon called the KAI DEMON:065 that will seek and destroy this dangerous ripple in The Mesh… Kidtronic’s best friend Random Boy also has a dream that has nothing to do with any of this… And finally, Kidtronic hears a knock on his door and wakes up to see who it is…

THE ZIGGURAT

“DAMN IT… WHAT’S GOING ON?” said Kidtronic rubbing his eyes and going to bed after finding no-one at the door. He slumped down and closed his eyes, trying to make himself fall asleep again.

“Boo!”

“OH JEEZ… ‘YOU SCARED THE JEEBS OUTA ME…” gasped Kidtronic “DON’T DO THAT!”

“Where are you going today Tronic?” asked his little sister, Anica the Snufling.

“NOWHERE.”

“Yes you are. You going to that MCing competition aren’t you?”

“NO I’M NOT.”

“Please can I come with you?”

“NO ANICA… YOU’RE TOO YOUNG.”

“Please Tronic, I won’t bug you… I swear!”

“NO”

“I won’t even stand close…”

“ANICA SNUFF… I SAID NO AND THAT’S FINAL… NOW GET OUT OF MY ROOM!”

Now Random Boy, Kidtronic and Anica all lived on The Ziggurat, which was this giant, floating city built by The Constructus Corporation. Everyone who lived on The Ziggurat was very happy and everything but Random Boy and Kidtronic had the tendency of getting incredibly bored rather easily. To curb their boredom they would create virtual celebrities on their Playgrounds. Now Playgrounds were special devices that covered your eyes and ears and then projected virtual imagery onto existing surfaces whilst enhancing the user’s telekinetic ability. Playgrounds were very popular on The Ziggurat.

Random Boy went downstairs to say goodbye to his mom. He had been waiting for today for a long time. He couldn’t wait to hook up with Kidtronic and head through to the big MCing competition at the Arcade.

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