#the creaturs

[lili250307]

them......

[rowscara]

If patrons are the boss what role do the cats play? Managers? (Poorly disguised attempt to get cat pics)

Ah yes the personality hires, let me get their business cards-

The oldest cat in the house is named Hoshi (Hoho, Bubs). He's like 12 years old and loves my husband more than anyone else on this earth

We adopted him from a family friend of a friend after he ate two of their birds randomly (this is after living with them from kittenhood). The person also owned a big parrot they'd had longer than Hoho so the convicted murderer needed to be rehomed. Terribly nervous around new people, like 16 pounds, would never hurt a fly (except like he's a convicted killer). Always hungry, never been fed before.

Next is Millie (Milbus, Millieeee~), she's 11 but you'd NEVER know it. She's got cerebellum hypoplasia, you've probably seen the wobbly cats around on the internet. Acts like she's 5 months old. Perpetual kitten. Capable of great amounts of crime, has a terrible (but ever improving) vertical leap. We adopted her through the SPCA decidedly not near us - somehow I managed to convince Mr Row to drive like 2 hours to go see this poor cat who had been in care for like 3 months and had to go to a home with no stairs. She was in really bad shape when we first got her (really underweight, missing all her overcoat (SPCA had her listed as a grey cat, not a tabby), her ears were clipped by her old owners and were still scabbed over when we got her), but she's improved immensely in the like 3? 4? years we've had her. LOVES people. We've yet to overstimulate her with pats. Could be pat 24/7. Softest cat I've ever touched.

And our newest man, Sophia the Boy (Stinky, Binks) He's a little foster fail who the rescue just straight forgot about for a year and at that point we sort of were like 'ok he's ours'. He sleeps in the bed with Mr Row and I, like under the covers. He snuggles my Husband more than I can. Incredibly chirpy and merpy, still has extreme kitten energy, only like 2 years old. He's just recently been given a clean bill of health after struggling for... basically a year with what we were told was a bad prognosis. Thankfully he's fine, he's still stinky, and back to committing crime and sitting on any available lap.

We have taken to joke that each cat gets two words in the phrase "Smart little guy", being Smart Guy, Smart Little, and Little Guy respectively. And it fits.

[kootraa]

For the group stream thing: They explained that solo streams produce lengthy and more streams. And they said they'll do group streams on special weeks (like the DC Stream week/Valentines Day) and that alternating Saturday streams will be happening so we don't completely miss out. (Saturday A will be Creature talk/ Saturday B will be a group stream/ etc.) ***and the group streams every other Saturday are office streams with all the guys :3 hope this helps and isn't boring and long :/

THis completely clears things up 

omg

THANK YOU

[crustxna]

carpla tunnal: a ssohpkc and slyforhound fanfitcion

reqested by ourmagicalwolves, ideas from nashdashnash and tectonikraven. 

i think i have carpel tuntal now, sly said looking at his hand in awe. carpal tunnel?you probably do, we need to cute off your hands, Sheamus said jokingly. sly giggles his silly little giggle and all Sheamus can thing is how perfect he is. how much he loves him... how much they are a match made in globs hands.if they cut off my hands i couldn't do this, *sly grabs his hands and brings him close*and i really couldn't do this. he grabs his butt and leans in a catches a kiss. we still have to clean up and ash is probably getting worried. what if i pull on your hair, kiss your neck .maybe. sly tugs on his warm blond locks and kissed the back of his neck. shamuse gets instantly overcome with lust.oh can take care of that. sly looks downexsitedly... --------------- after sexy time... that was willicers. sly was already asleep. shamuse cuddles up to him like a puppy and falls asleep. sly whispers i have carpal tunnel now.

[crustxna]

I cant go to meet up 15 mins away I think I’m going to cry

[skrelp]

i had a dream i baked cookies with the creatures, but i literally baked them on their backs.