#the death fandom

[the-death-fandom]

GR: Well I guess I shall make a few adjustments to my schedule to fit this blog into may agenda again.

[the-death-fandom]

Mun Message: There's strong. Then there is army strong

(( *throws muse* OKAY WE GOT THIS! GR: No we don't, we haven't even put any pictures out in weeks you fucking twat. (( I forgot you were british..... GR: How the fuck is that even relevant to the fact that you haven't posted shits for weeks. (( Well... I am joining the military... GR: Get run over by a tank. (( Funny thing is I am working as Stryker system maintainer for the army GR: what? (( I'm working on a tank. Specifically Settler tanks. GR: oh... Oh cool... (( ovo my shipping to basic training is 20150728. So not until next year! My basic training is a total of 3 years and 30 weeks.

[the-death-fandom]

Headcanons: Worse traits.

You can be very obnoxious and stubborn You are beyond lazy. You never really do you job. There is a reason why the Earth is over populated. You are a pack rat. You kinda hoard things that you like. You have an abundance of strange magical items. You make really bad life choices. That's why your death. You hole yourself up in your room for weeks at a time. No one knows what you're doing in there. Sometimes you talk in your sleep. Vita(Life) says that if someone wanted they could have full conversation with you. You have a love of u healthy junk food and drinks. You fake it till you make it 65% of the time. You have a bad habit of killing plants when you are bored. You arent good with relationships. You are not all powerful as people think you are. When someone says that you get angry and try to shorten their life. Vita usually stops you. You like to trick people into contracts with no loop holes and that'll most likely leave them dead. You have this bad habit in seducing people for fun then killing them. You hate the company of humans.

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Headcanons: Death Edition

You have a tendency to say things without thinking.

Most people don’t correct you when you say something stupid.

You say a lot of stupid things.

You don’t listen to majority of the things said to you. Most of the time you just smile and nod.

You have have small breasts. You wear a binder to hide them. Regardless you font have to but you do.

You like to listen to jazz and sing along.

You enjoy teasing other fandoms and misleading them with half truths.

You cannot lie. You do though twist your words and never tell the the full truth.

You cannot break a contract you made with someone.

If someone mentions junk food I’m any sorta deal you are all ears.

You like to right poetry about life. You let people read them. You get negative feedback. Well those are a few years off their lives.

You like people brushing your hair. It feels nice.

You can’t shake hands with people because they will die. Though it seems to be immune to a few people

You are given the right to strip immortality from immortals if given permission from Vita your older brother.

You get a used by Order. You’ll make a post explaining family roles later.

You like to dance. Very slowly like to jazz or classical music.

You like to swing dance a bit.

You have a tattoo on you back. It’s a bunch of damned souls.

You can get intoxicated by apples. You are sure your mun got the idea from death note.

You have a low alcohol tolerance. So you don’t drink.

Your blood can grant immortality. A little drop can inhance all psychical strength and a few other things.

You are very lonely.

You are gay as fuck.

You have a pleasant singing voice. You don’t sing often due to the entire song of death thing and all.

You can’t kiss anyone unless you live them or making a contract or if they are immortal. They’ll either get sick or die or become intoxicated.

You have the ability to alter your body to tour wishes. You just keep your current form.

You have a tendency to leave your shell(body) and tame a host every thousands of years.

RELATIONSHIPS

You only have one friend. fandombound-malice yeah… they get along with you great.

You find niconicodouga-fandom kinda annoying. He’s very attractive though.

You find scarygodmotherfandom pretty cool. You only talked to her once though.

ask-andy-homestuck-hussie is very rude. You’ll mess with him a lot in the future. fandombound-anchorpopwell they are a very interesting duo. You can remember their names very well. You where a bit distracted.

(Will add on as soon as I remember the URL names)