Lads....it finally happened. Allow me to prefix this by saying that i am almost 46 years old and have a very corporate, grown up accounting job.
Today, i was chatting to a lovely lady (never met her beforen no idea which department) in the communal work kitchen whilst we both made our respective cuppas, and she said "oh, i like your shoelaces". Without hesitation, like some ancient, cursed sleeper agent, i replied with "thanks, i stole them from the President." We then stared at each other in awkward silence, the abject horror at what had just come out of my mouth written all over my face, before she politely wished me a good day and huriedly left. I've been on the hellsite for 14 fucking years and thats the first time thats happened to me out in the wild.
